Garry Trudeau
Garry Trudeau

Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.

Garry Trudeau
Garry Trudeau

Satire is a form of social control, it's what you do. It's not personal. It's a job.

Garry Trudeau
Garry Trudeau

There's always been some concern that adult subject matter should be quarantined from a page that attracts children. Unlike late at night, when 'South Park' and 'Colbert' are on, impressionable minds are wide awake when the newspaper arrives.

Garry Trudeau
Garry Trudeau

Because I was a diminutive, arty kid, I felt like a misfit in high school - but who doesn't?

Garry Trudeau
Garry Trudeau

Lives have been altered in fundamental ways, and later, after they acquire a more complete understanding of what goals are actually attainable, many are left facing a lot of pain and frustration. And yet, there's no culture of complaint.

Garry Trudeau
Garry Trudeau

When you're young, you don't feel iconoclastic - you're just kind of doing what seems natural, what moves you.

Garry Trudeau
Garry Trudeau

I found that not having a public profile was not hurting the work, and it freed me up to be the satirist I wanted to be.

Garry Trudeau
Garry Trudeau

The systematic dismantling of reproductive rights, much like the takedown of collective bargaining, has been taking place in full view.

Garry Trudeau
Garry Trudeau

That's what fiction writers do: create characters and do terrible things to them for the entertainment of others. If they feel guilty enough, they write happy endings.

Garry Trudeau
Garry Trudeau

Life is like a movie-since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the bathroom in the middle of it.

Garry Trudeau
Garry Trudeau

I've been trying for some time to develop a lifestyle that doesn't require my presence.

Garry Trudeau
Garry Trudeau

Becoming the new feminine ideal requires just the right combination of insecurity, exercise, bulimia and surgery.

Garry Trudeau
Garry Trudeau

In Palm Springs, they think homelessness is caused by bad divorce lawyers.

Garry Trudeau
Garry Trudeau

I try to take people one at a time, with all the contradictions and compromises that most of us live with.

Garry Trudeau
Garry Trudeau

In any event, it's not exactly a secret to regular readers what my views on the war are.

Garry Trudeau
Garry Trudeau

I don't think so, but it's always in the back of my mind that many of the soldiers being wounded and killed in Iraq are about the same age as my kids. My godson is going over soon, so the war's about to get personal for me.

Garry Trudeau
Garry Trudeau

Well, it's a humor strip, so my first responsibility has always been to entertain the reader... But if, in addition, I can help move readers to thought and judgment about issues that concern me, so much the better.

Garry Trudeau
Garry Trudeau

The strips about the military do seem to provoke moving and thoughtful responses. It's nice when the strip resonates, but more importantly, I need to know when I'm getting something wrong. The last thing I want to do is contribute to the suffering that wounded warriors already endure.

Garry Trudeau
Garry Trudeau

Humor can inform and break down stigma, which is a huge issue in the military.

Garry Trudeau
Garry Trudeau

I just happen to have one of those skill sets that allows me to work in my underwear.