Vivian: You're late.
Edward Lewis: You're stunning.
Vivian: You're forgiven.
Vivian: People put you down enough, you start to believe it.
Edward Lewis: I think you are a very bright, very special woman.
Vivian: The bad stuff is easier to believe. You ever notice that?
Shop assistant: Hello, can I help you?
Vivian: I was in here yesterday, you wouldn't wait on me.
Shop assistant: Oh.
Vivian: You people work on commission, right?
Shop assistant: Yeah.
Vivian: Big mistake. Big. Huge. I have to go shopping now.
[after negotiating three thousand dollars]
Vivian: I would have stayed for two thousand.
Edward Lewis: I would have paid four.
Vivian: I want the fairy tale.
Barney: It must be difficult to let go of something so beautiful.
[Kit is trying to cheer up Vivian]
Vivian: Tell me one person who it's worked out for.
Kit: What, you want me to name someone? You want like a name? Oh, God, the pressure of a name... I got it. Cindafuckin'rella
Edward Lewis: So what happens after he climbs up and rescues her?
Vivian: She rescues him right back.
Old Lady at Opera: Did you like the opera, dear?
Vivian: It was so good, I almost peed my pants!
Edward Lewis: She said she liked it better than Pirates of Penzance.
Edward Lewis: People's reactions to opera the first time they see it is very dramatic; they either love it or they hate it. If they love it, they will always love it. If they don't, they may learn to appreciate it, but it will never become part of their soul.
[last lines]
Happy Man: Welcome to Hollywood! What's your dream? Everybody comes here; this is Hollywood, land of dreams. Some dreams come true, some don't; but keep on dreamin' - this is Hollywood. Always time to dream, so keep on dreamin'.
Edward Lewis: You can't charge me for directions!
Vivian: I can do anything I want to baby, I ain't lost.
Edward Lewis: I told you not to pick up the phone.
Vivian: Then stop calling me.
Vivian: Baby, I'm gonna treat you so nice, you're never gonna wanna let me go.
Edward Lewis: Three thousand for six days. And, Vivian, I will let you go.
[He goes out and closes the door.]
Vivian: [smiles and says very quietly] But I'm here now.
[At the beginning of the evening]
Vivian: In case I forget to tell you later, I had a really good time tonight.
Edward Lewis: Do you have anything in this shop as beautiful as she is?
Vivian: Let's watch old movies all night... we'll just veg out in front of the TV.
Edward Lewis: Veg out?
Vivian: Yeah. Be still like vegetables. Lay like broccoli.
Edward Lewis: Look, I'll tell ya what. I'll be back. We'll do broccoli tomorrow.
Vivian: Can I call you Eddie?
Edward Lewis: Not if you expect me to answer.
