Jennifer: And I still don't see why we're doing this!
David: Because we're supposed to be in school.
Jennifer: We're supposed to be at home, David. We're supposed to be in color!
David: [placatingly] Okay, okay, okay.
Jennifer: God!
Jennifer: I was thinking of wearing that red thing... it's not slutty!... it's fun.
Jennifer: [looking at boobs in mirror] I could, like, kill a guy with these things.
David: [on the phone] Well, he's not homeless, Howard, they just don't say where he lives. - Well, it's a silly question! - Because nobody's homeless in Pleasantville. 'Cause that's just not what it's like.
TV Repairman: I'm getting a little concerned about what I'm seeing on some of these reruns.
Kimmy: [about David] Oh, my God. He is, like, so pathetic. I can't believe you're, like, related to him!
Jennifer: Only on my parents' side.
Kimmy: Yeah, but you guys are, like, twins and stuff. You must be from the cool side of the uterus.
[after waiting two seconds after knocking on the door]
Mark Davis: Bitch...
Jennifer: I knew you'd pay a price for this. I knew you couldn't be so hopelessly geek-ridden for so long without suffering some really tragic consequences.
Bill Johnson: ...Don't you think?
David: I think you should try not to think about that anymore.
David: Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!... Cat?
David: You know, we didn't call for any TV repair.
TV Repairman: Well, that just makes it a lucky day for both of us!
[smiles, followed by silence]
Big Bob: My friends, this isn't about George's dinner. It's not about Roy's shirt. It's a question of values. It's a question of whether we want to hold on to those values that made this place great. So, a time has come to make a decision. Are we in this thing alone or are we in it together?
Bill Johnson: Grill the bun, flip the meat, melt the cheese. Never changes. It never gets any better or worse.
Big Bob: Everybody really likes you, George.
George Parker: Oh. Well...
Big Bob: No! They do! And it's not just 'cause you're a good bowler. It's 'cause people respect you!
TV Repairman: Well, I better get going. Your show's almost on.
Jennifer: You listen to me for just a minute! I don't know what you've done to us, but you better fix it!
David: Shhh!
Jennifer: Fast! I had a date with Mark Davis and I even bought new underwear!
Big Bob: That's real rain, people.
George Parker: Betty! Bob would like some of your great hors d'oeuvres!
TV Repairman: Just give me the damned remote!
[thunk]
TV Repairman: Ow!
