Justin: The side effects of medical marijuana, ladies and gentlemen.
John: This does not look like the fresh-faced nubile Bellas that we have come to know. Is it me, or are those skirts just not working anymore?
Gail: You're walking the line, John. It's a nice surprise to see the Bellas mixing it up. It's refreshing, yet displeasing to the eye.
Gail: John, a change of pace could not come soon enough here for the Barden Bellas. This is not a great way to start their season.
John: Yeah, this number is like an elephant dart to the public's face.
Fat Amy: Fine. I'll give you both my number.
John: Women are about as good at a cappella as they are at being doctors.
Fat Amy: What are you turd burgers talking about? Dressing for comfort?
Aubrey: A-ca-huddle, now!
Tommy: Listen up, a-ca-ballers.
Beca: Yeah, well, I shut everybody out. Don't take it personally. It's just easier.
Chloe: Alright, I'm going to get a drink - this ginger needs her jiggle juice! See you later!
Beca: Make good choices.
John: Oh my goodness gracious, would you look at this - gone are those Bella uniforms, and this is a whole new look for them, and it's hot, hot, hot!
Gail: John, these girls could turn me!
Beca: No, Dad, I don't actually care. I just wanted to say "Stepmonster".
Kolio: Yo, Bump - is that Fat Amy?
Aubrey: [watching the Treblemakers] I will stop at nothing to take those ding-a-lings down.
John: Now this is exactly the type of performance you would expect to see at the international championship of collegiate a capella, am I right, Gail?
Gail: Oh John, you're so right, everything else seems wrong.
