Bumper: Your weirdness is actually affecting my vocal cords, so I'm gonna need you to scoot! Skedaddle!
Chloe: This ginger needs her jiggle juice!
Gail: I think we have just seen some a cappella history being made, John.
John: And from an all-female group, Gail. I could never have called this one.
Gail: Never. Well, you are a misogynist at heart, so there's no way you would have bet on these girls to win.
John: Absolutely.
Aubrey: Fat Amy?
Fat Amy: Yes, sir.
Gail: Is it me, or did we just take a left turn into snooze-ville?
John: Yeah, and we parked in a lot where they do not validate.
Aubrey: I won't disappoint you. My dad always says, if you're not here to win, get the hell out of Kuwait!
Barden Greeter: Here's your campus map, and your official BU rape whistle! Don't blow it unless it's actually happening!
Donald: Who do you think would be easier to sleep with, Captain America or a great white shark?
Bumper: A great white shark.
Bumper: Well, well, well, look who's in Treble!
Donald: Ah, classic pun.
Bumper: I know.
Lilly: Hello, my name is Lily Onakurarama, I was born with gills like a fish.
Beca: The audience loves the Trebles. They tolerate us. We could change the face of a cappella if we... oh my God, that sounded so queerballs. What's happening to me?
Kimmy Jin: The white girl is back.
Aubrey: I'm sorry, but I am my father's daughter, and he always says 'if at first you don't succeed'...
[tears up]
Aubrey: 'pack your bags'.
Bumper: I'm willing to sign breasts!
Fat Amy: I'm just gonna pump and dump.
Aubrey: Chloe, your voice didn't sound Aguilerian at all!
Fat Amy: A cappella with sock puppets? Genius!
