Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales Quotes

Carina Smyth: This ship. Those ghosts. There can be no logical explanation.
Henry: Myths of the sea are real, Carina. I'm glad you can finally see you were wrong.
Carina Smyth: Wrong? Perhaps I had some doubts.
Henry: This is the worst apology I've ever heard.
Carina Smyth: Apology? Why

would I apologize?
Henry: Because we've been chased by the dead, sailing on a ship, raised from a bottle. Where is your science in that?
Carina Smyth: Fine, I will apologize.
Henry: Go on, then.
Carina Smyth: Well then, one could argue that you owe *me* an apology, as my life has been threatened by

pirates and dead men.
Henry: Which you now believe in, sorry to say.
Carina Smyth: Apology accepted.

Henry: Maybe Jack was right.
Carina Smyth: About what?
Henry: The unscratchable itch.
[he goes to kiss her and she slaps his face]
Henry: Why did you do that for?
Carina Smyth: Just checking it's truly you. That you're not just a ghost.
Henry: It's me.

Carina Smyth: Then I was...
Henry: Wrong.
Carina Smyth: Slightly in error. Although one...
Henry: [now he kisses her] Apology accepted.

Captain Jack Sparrow: [realizing that Carina is Barbossa's daughter] Smyth? Smyth is quite an unusual name. Did we not once know some one called Smyth?
Captain Hector Barbossa: Shut your trap!
Captain Jack Sparrow: What was her name? It's on the tip of me tongue.
Captain Hector Barbossa: [Unsheathing his

sword] Do you want to lose that tongue?
Captain Jack Sparrow: Margaret Smyth! Should we make an accord then? Or should I tell you-know-who what we both know to be true?
Captain Hector Barbossa: We both take this secret to our graves!
Captain Jack Sparrow: Oh! You mean it's true? I was bluffing.
Captain Hector

Barbossa: I'm not!

Captain Hector Barbossa: Tell me what you want.
Captain Jack Sparrow: I want my compass... 216 barrels of rum, and the monkey.
Captain Hector Barbossa: You want Jack?
Captain Jack Sparrow: Dinner. I want to eat him. I want to eat that monkey!
Captain Hector Barbossa: [gags Sparrow] No

deal, Jack. A clever young woman such as that would never believe that a swine like me could ever be her blood.

Captain Hector Barbossa: My name is Captain Barbarossa. And I stand before you, with cordial intent.
Captain Salazar: Cordial intent... do you hear that? This pirate wishes to be cordial. So let me show you what my cordiality is, hombre. Every time I tap my sword, one of your men will die. So I suggest you speak quickly.
[taps his sword]

Captain Salazar: Olé!
[Barbossa's crew start dropping like flies]
Captain Salazar: Might want to go a bit faster, Capitan.

Carina Smyth: Give me my diary
Captain Jack Sparrow: Give me The Map That No Man Can Read
Carina Smyth: If you could read it then it wouldn't be called 'The Map That No Man Can Read'
Captain Jack Sparrow: Most of the men on this ship can't read, which makes all maps 'The Maps That No Man Can Read'

Carina Smyth: If you can't read it then you have no use for it, or me

Captain Jack Sparrow: [In prison] Uncle Jack?
Uncle Jack: Jackie, boy! How's it goin'?
Captain Jack Sparrow: [Being held by two guards] Can't complain, really. You?
Uncle Jack: I've been waiting in here all morning for a beating, but the service is terrible.
Captain Jack Sparrow:

Shameful.

Captain Salazar: Where is Jack Sparrow?
Captain Hector Barbossa: Jack be sailing for the Trident.
Captain Salazar: No, the sea belongs to the dead.
Captain Hector Barbossa: The Trident controls the seas.
Captain Salazar: NO! No! There is no treasure, there is no treasure that can save

him! He will die, as will you!
[draws his sword]
Captain Hector Barbossa: I be the only one that can lead you to him! I declare you shall have Jack's life by sunrise on the morrow. Or you can take me then. Do we have an accord?
[pause]
Captain Salazar: Take me to him, and you will live to tell the tale.
Captain Hector

Barbossa: You have my word. I thank you, on behalf of me crew.
Captain Salazar: [laughs] Olé!
[taps his sword]
Captain Salazar: You can take what's left of them. The living come aboard!

Murtogg: I think we should tell each other where our treasures are buried, just in case one of us survives.
Mullroy: Oh, good idea.
Murtogg: You go first.
Mullroy: My treasure is buried between two crossed palm trees in an unmarked grave in Aruba. What about yours?
Murtogg: I haven't

got any.