Pete Holmes
Pete Holmes

When it comes to being called a pronoun, sometimes I like to call other people 'me.' I go, like, 'Oh, these mes voted for Trump. This me is begging for change. This me is driving me to the airport.' I find that useful instead of going, like - because it's so pleasant to go 'you.'

Pete Holmes
Pete Holmes

We can give space to someone's depression. We can love them; we can honor - we can just eat some noodles, we can watch some movies, whatever it is. We can just sit and not talk. That's real stuff. It's a real - I don't know if you call it a disorder, a disease, but it's happening, and we don't need to coach people through with ideologies.

Pete Holmes
Pete Holmes

I can't speak for everybody. But I will say that for me, when I've been depressed - and I get depressed. I have irrational bouts of anxiety. I have random FedEx deliveries of despondency. Just like, 'I didn't order this. Oh, well, keep the PJs on, cancel everything you're doing today. It's time to take a sad shower.'

Pete Holmes
Pete Holmes

Religion often is very embarrassing, and I totally get it. So I am sort of sometimes burdened with the fact that I love talking about it with anybody. Not just religious people.

Pete Holmes
Pete Holmes

I really love the Frank Miller 'Year One' stuff.

Pete Holmes
Pete Holmes

I love 'Year One.' I read 'Year One' over and over again.

Pete Holmes
Pete Holmes

If I open a Batman book, and he doesn't look right, I can't do it. It has so much to do with the art.

Pete Holmes
Pete Holmes

I'm not going to have the TV personality and be like, 'There's no bitterness. There's no ugliness.' There's bitterness. There's ugliness. There's pain. There's greed. There's malice, and there's hurt. That's all good stuff for any kind of art. I'm not necessarily feeding that side of myself, and I try not to encourage it too much.

Pete Holmes
Pete Holmes

Good comedy can be liberating, and if I'm doing my job as a comedian, part of the joy for the audience is getting that release.

Pete Holmes
Pete Holmes

I needed to let go of the idea of a God who was mad at me for feeling how I was feeling. Now, I bask in an understanding of the divine that delights in truth and the complexities of the human experience - even when it's not very 'clean.'

Pete Holmes
Pete Holmes

It's hard to control the things that are going to inspire you.

Pete Holmes
Pete Holmes

My wife left me when I was 28 in real life.

Pete Holmes
Pete Holmes

I booked an E-Trade commercial. That's a lucrative gig.

Pete Holmes
Pete Holmes

I saved my money.

Pete Holmes
Pete Holmes

I mostly do faces and sounds. That's what I do. Comedy doesn't have to be art.

Pete Holmes
Pete Holmes

I knew I wanted a 'Girls'-type show about my life, but what's the big thing that happened to me? Oh, I got married when I was young.

Pete Holmes
Pete Holmes

I'm not religious anymore, but I was raised religious.

Pete Holmes
Pete Holmes

I always wanted to do something about what it's like to get divorced, especially when it's a young marriage to start with.

Pete Holmes
Pete Holmes

I remember talking to comedian Jimmy Pardo about his experience waiting to hear about his own pilot, and we both agreed on one thing: When you can't control your showbiz fate, you can at least control the amount of ice cream you're eating. And if you're like us, it was a lot.

Pete Holmes
Pete Holmes

I think 'everything sucks' is too often leaned upon as a comedic stance. It's a really easy and pretty weak perspective.