Pain & Gain
Pain & Gain

[about some vibrators]
Adrian Doorbal: There's some complex engineering in these things.

Pain & Gain
Pain & Gain

Ed Du Bois: The event you are about to see took place in Miami Florida between October 1994 and June 95. Unfortunately, this is a true story.

Pain & Gain
Pain & Gain

Daniel Lugo: [referring to electric chainsaws] Fucking Chinese crap!

Pain & Gain
Pain & Gain

Sorina Luminita: You look so sad, what's the matter?
Adrian Doorbal: I just kidnapped a man.
Sorina Luminita: You did what?
Daniel Lugo: No, no, no, he's kidding. He's getting married tomorrow and he doesn't want a bachelor party.
Sorina Luminita: Hey! You know what? My shift is almost

over. So... Why don't you meet me at the toilets in 5 minutes? And you can bring my baby Daniel, too.
Adrian Doorbal: For what?
Daniel Lugo: This is your party man, you should have some fun.
Sorina Luminita: [They have a threesome in the bathroom] Bang me harder! Come on! Fuck! Fuck!
Adrian Doorbal: I

think she should kidnap a man too!

Pain & Gain
Pain & Gain

[from trailer]
Paul Doyle: They got my toe! You can see the bone!
[holds up his toe in plastic bag]
Paul Doyle: [sees his pet chihuahua] Hey, little buddy, you hungry?
[gives his toe to the chihuahua]

Pain & Gain
Pain & Gain

Daniel Lugo: I put up with stuff that they don't have names for in civil society.

Pain & Gain
Pain & Gain

Paul Doyle: Jesus may exalt, but cocaine is KING!

Pain & Gain
Pain & Gain

[from trailer]
Paul Doyle: You can't just kidnap a guy and take his things! That is so illegal!
Daniel Lugo: Victor Kershaw is a criminal prick, who deserves bad stuff to happen to him!

Pain & Gain
Pain & Gain

[from trailer]
Victor Kershaw: Give me my money back!

Pain & Gain
Pain & Gain

Sorina Luminita: [Sorina having sex with Daniel behind a car] Yes! Bang me fucking harder! Shit, shit, the car!
Sorina Luminita: [Sorina narrating the scene] My American dream was finally coming true.
Sorina Luminita: I came baby! This was great!

Pain & Gain
Pain & Gain

[from trailer]
Victor Kershaw: What happens now?
Ed Du Bois: Now, I go to work!