[from trailer]
Daniel Lugo: [to a little boy] Don't eyeball me! I've seen your mother driving up and down these streets looking at me! I'll be your stepfather in about a week!
Motel Clerk: Why would you want to have your honeymoon here?
Paul Doyle: [Gets out baseball bat] Oh, this place has a lot of fond memories for me. The very first time I bashed a man's skull in was here, and it was a mess! But that bat was aluminum. I've switched to wood. So you should get your ass out here right now or I'll bash your brains all over that
wall with one fucking swing.
Daniel Lugo: In the end after reviewing our past performance, we could come to only one conclusion. We're so much better when we wing it.
Adrian Doorbal: Hey, is that breast milk?
Paul Doyle: What?
Adrian Doorbal: Is that breast milk?
Paul Doyle: Why would that be breast milk?
Adrian Doorbal: 'Cause this is. Listen: You take this, you put it in there, and you got the real HGH. I'm talkin' about a steroid shake. I got this
pregnant chick I buy it from - she real clean, too.
Paul Doyle: No...
Adrian Doorbal: No, no, no, for real, she just got her tests and everything. Oh, my - You ever suck a pregnant woman titty? Oh, my god, this so good. Come on, try some.
[off no answer]
Adrian Doorbal: It'll make you great, man. You already big, but
you could be bigGER. You know? I'm big - I'mma be swole, though. Walk sideways through doors. You want some? We can be titty brothers.
[laughs]
Adrian Doorbal: Yeah!
Paul Doyle: I'm gonna go with "No." Excuse me.
[from trailer]
Paul Doyle: We go through with this, nobody gets hurt right?
Daniel Lugo: No, man! We snatch him, we grab him, signs a few signature, we give him a protein shake! He dunnit even know what happened! I watched a lot of movies Paul, I know what I'm doing!
[Doyle is in a warehouse full of sex toys]
Paul Doyle: [to Lugo over a walkie-talkie] Didn't you say your friend kept athletic supplies in his warehouse?
Daniel Lugo: Do we have to have this conversation now? Over. What's the issue?
Paul Doyle: I'm looking at a lot of homo-stuff right now, Patriot One.
[looks at a male
blow-up doll]
Paul Doyle: A *lot*.