Once Upon a Time... In Hollywood
Once Upon a Time... In Hollywood

Bruce Lee: You're the one with the big mouth, and I would really enjoy closing it, especially in front of all my friends. But my hands are registered as lethal weapons. That means, we get into a fight, I accidentally kill you? I go to jail.
Cliff Booth: Anybody accidentally kills anybody in a fight, they go to jail. It's called manslaughter. I think all

that lethal weapon horseshit is just an excuse so you dancers never have to get in a real fight.

Once Upon a Time... In Hollywood
Once Upon a Time... In Hollywood

Jay Sebring: Is everybody okay?
Rick Dalton: Well... the fuckin' hippies aren't. That's for goddamn sure.

Once Upon a Time... In Hollywood
Once Upon a Time... In Hollywood

Cliff Booth: Don't cry in front of the Mexicans.

Once Upon a Time... In Hollywood
Once Upon a Time... In Hollywood

Cliff Booth: Oh, I know you. I know all three of you! Yeah, Spahn Ranch! Spahn Ranch, yeah! Woo!
[turns to Katie]
Cliff Booth: I don't know your name, but I remember that hair.
[turns to Sadie]
Cliff Booth: And you, I remember your white little face.
[turns to Tex]
Cliff Booth: And you

were on a horsey! Yeah... you are?
Tex: I'm the Devil. And I'm here to do the Devil's business.
Cliff Booth: ...Nah, it was dumber than that. Something like Rex.
Sadie: God, shoot him, Tex!
Cliff Booth: Tex!

Once Upon a Time... In Hollywood
Once Upon a Time... In Hollywood

Cliff Booth: [high on acid] You are real, right?
Tex: I'm as real as a donut, motherfucker.

Once Upon a Time... In Hollywood
Once Upon a Time... In Hollywood

Narrator: When you come to the end of the line, with a buddy who is more than a brother and a little less than a wife, getting blind drunk together is really the only way to say farewell.

Once Upon a Time... In Hollywood
Once Upon a Time... In Hollywood

Rick Dalton: What the hell are you looking at, you little ginger-haired fucker?

Once Upon a Time... In Hollywood
Once Upon a Time... In Hollywood

Cliff Booth: Hey! You're Rick fucking Dalton. Don't you forget it.

Once Upon a Time... In Hollywood
Once Upon a Time... In Hollywood

Rick Dalton: Hey! You're a good friend, Cliff.
Cliff Booth: I try.

Once Upon a Time... In Hollywood
Once Upon a Time... In Hollywood

Cliff Booth: All right. What's the matter, partner?
Rick Dalton: It's official, old buddy. I'm a has-been.

Once Upon a Time... In Hollywood
Once Upon a Time... In Hollywood

Rick Dalton: My buddy and his dog killed two of them and, no shit, I torched the last one.
Jay Sebring: Torched?
Rick Dalton: Yeah, I burnt her ass to a crisp.

Once Upon a Time... In Hollywood
Once Upon a Time... In Hollywood

Rick Dalton: [in character on "Lancer"] To my wife and all my sweethearts. May they never meet.

Once Upon a Time... In Hollywood
Once Upon a Time... In Hollywood

Rick Dalton: [during a scene in "The 14 Fists of McCluskey" when his character burns several Nazis alive with a flamethrower] Anybody order fried sauerkraut? Burn, you Nazi bastards! Ha ha ha!

Once Upon a Time... In Hollywood
Once Upon a Time... In Hollywood

Allen Kincade: So, uh, Rick, explain to the audience exactly what it is a stunt double does.
Rick Dalton: Well, actors are required to do a lot of dangerous stuff. Say Jake Cahill gets shot off his horse. Now, can I fall off a horse? Yes, I can. Yes, I have.
[all three chuckle]
Rick Dalton: But say I fall off wrong and I

sprain my wrist or twist my ankle. Now, that can put an undue burden on the production because now maybe I can't work for a week. So Cliff here is meant to help carry the load.
Allen Kincade: Is that, uh, how you'd describe your job, Cliff?
Cliff Booth: What, carrying his load? Yeah, that's about right.

Once Upon a Time... In Hollywood
Once Upon a Time... In Hollywood

Janet: [to Cliff, angry] Get the wardrobe off, get your shit and get fucked!
Randy: Janet!
Janet: What?
Randy: I will handle this!
Janet: Then fucking handle it, Randy!
Randy: [to Cliff, calmly] Cliff, get the wardrobe off, get your shit and get off the lot.

Once Upon a Time... In Hollywood
Once Upon a Time... In Hollywood

Rick Dalton: You fuckin' hippies came up here to smoke dope on a dark road, huh?

Once Upon a Time... In Hollywood
Once Upon a Time... In Hollywood

Cliff Booth: And away we go.

Once Upon a Time... In Hollywood
Once Upon a Time... In Hollywood

Bruce Lee: You know, you're kinda pretty for a stuntman.
Cliff Booth: That's what they tell me.

Once Upon a Time... In Hollywood
Once Upon a Time... In Hollywood

Marvin Schwarz: It is so much fun. All the shooting...
[Marvin imitates machine gun noises]
Marvin Schwarz: I love that stuff, you know, with the killing.
Rick Dalton: Lot of killing, lot of killing.

Once Upon a Time... In Hollywood
Once Upon a Time... In Hollywood

Pussycat: Want me to suck your cock while driving?
Cliff Booth: [thinks for a bit] How old are you?
Pussycat: What?
Cliff Booth: How old are you?
Pussycat: Wow, man. First time anybody asked that in a long time.
Cliff Booth: What's the answer?

Pussycat: Okay, we gonna play kiddie games? Eighteen. Feel better?
Cliff Booth: You got some I.D., you know, like, a driver's license or something?
Pussycat: [laughing] Are you joking?
Cliff Booth: No, I'm not. I need to see something official that verifies that you're eighteen, which you don't have because

you're not.
Pussycat: Talk about a bring-down bummer, dude. Not you.
Cliff Booth: Yeah.
Pussycat: Obviously, I'm not too young to fuck you, but obviously, you are too old to fuck me.
Cliff Booth: What I'm too old to do is go to jail for poon tang. Prison tried to get me all my life, ain't got me yet.

Day it does, it won't be because of you. No offense.