J. P. Donleavy
J. P. Donleavy

When I die I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Dublin.

J. P. Donleavy
J. P. Donleavy

Writing is turning one's worst moments into money.

J. P. Donleavy
J. P. Donleavy

To marry the Irish is to look for poverty.

J. P. Donleavy
J. P. Donleavy

I got disappointed in human nature as well and gave it up because I found it too much like my own.