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Roman Nagel: Well, I'm gonna give you back the hundred grand.
Danny Ocean: Why?
Roman Nagel: Danny, I like you. And you, Rusty. I mean, you've got style. You've got brio. You've got loyalty. Believe me, I would love to go up against Greco and crush him... but it can't be beat. It can't be hacked and it can't be beat.

Danny Ocean: Not even by you?
Roman Nagel: Oh, with 18 months, nothing else on my plate, no other jobs, no women, no distractions... maybe.
Rusty Ryan: But you know everything about this thing.
Roman Nagel: Everything, except where it's being deployed. The inventor's an old schoolmate of mine. His name is

Greco Montgomery. Pompous arse named it after himself.
Rusty Ryan: Greco? Roman?
Roman Nagel: You've obviously never served time in a British boarding school.

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Linus Caldwell: [to Danny and Rusty at the airport] I'll see you, when I see you!

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[last lines]
The V.U.P.: [at the airport while standing on the chair] I won! Look at this! I won $11 million! Can you believe it? Look at that! I won $11 million. Did you see that? I can't believe it!

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Roman Nagel: You do know what a magnetron is?
Danny Ocean: [pause] Something that screws up the Greco?

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Abigail Sponder: [after a small earthquake] What was that?
Linus Caldwell: You felt it too?

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Linus Caldwell: It is not a prop for prop's sake!

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Virgil Malloy: [as he and Turk leave a factory in Mexico] Nestor says hang tough.

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Linus Caldwell: The Nose Plays!
Danny Ocean: Oh, the nose plays.
Rusty Ryan: The nose plays.

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[Roman's away message]
Roman Nagel: This is Roman Nagel. If your consciousness absolutely has to intrude upon mine... leave me a message.

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Frank Catton: [after Yen spoke in Chinese] What did he say about Samsung?
Livingston Dell: He said he used to bowl with the owner of Samsung.

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Guest: [to Willy Bank as he leaves the hotel] A friend of mine, a very serious man, told me very seriously that it would be a good idea if I left the hotel. I'm taking his suggestion.

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Linus Caldwell: [as Abagail is standing behind the bar] Do you got wine back there?
Abigail Sponder: [seduced by his chemically engineered scent] I got everything you need back here.

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Rusty Ryan: Ok, the elevator guard has this little Hitler for a son, a real Ritalin surfer... are you OK?
Danny Ocean: Yeah, I just bit into a pepper.
Rusty Ryan: Anyhow... are you... uh...
Danny Ocean: Hmmm?
Rusty Ryan: Are you watching... Oprah? And drinking a bottle of wine? Did you

TIVO this?
Danny Ocean: I was reading the paper.
Rusty Ryan: With the sound turned on full?

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Rusty Ryan: [referring to Isabel] Well, she said she liked surprises...
Danny Ocean: Uh huh, and?
Rusty Ryan: When I gave her one, she dropped the remote on the table and I put the towel back on.

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Reuben Tishkoff: We'll talk about it when I'm dead.

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Linus Caldwell: [on the phone with Danny] The specs aren't on the gray market, the black market or any other market. And all I keep hearing is there's never been a system like this. Now, I found out where they designed it, but I can't even get in the building! I've blown all my buy money, my bribe money, four of my best ID's and I am nowhere! Not only am I nowhere, I'm pretty sure

I'm being followed.
Danny Ocean: [over the phone] Do you have anything?
Linus Caldwell: Yeah, I think I have a name but I don't even know if it's right. They're calling it...
Roman Nagel: [cuts scene] The Greco. The Greco Player Tracker.

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[first lines]
Rusty Ryan: [answering phone] Yeah. Shit. Where is he? Gotta go.

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Saul Bloom: When they opened The Flamingo, one day it was closed, the next it was open. End of story. I know, I was there.

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Roman Nagel: You're like the Morecambe and Wise of the thievery world, but even they went off the boil after a while.

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Danny Ocean: [at a construction site during work hours] What I want; what's most important to me is that Reuben gets his share of the hotel restored. Now I'm here to give you that chance.
Willy Bank: Oh, you're gonna give me a chance?
[laughs]
Willy Bank: OK. Let me guess. It's a Billy Martin? I pass.