Roger Thornhill: Well, didn't you hear what I said? I want to be taken to police headquarters. I'm a dangerous assassin, I'm a mad killer on the loose!
Sergeant Flamm - Chicago Policeman: You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
Roger Thornhill: I don't think I caught your name.
The Professor: I don't think I pitched it.
Roger Thornhill: Seven parking tickets.
Phillip Vandamm: Seems to me you fellows could stand a little less training from the F.B.I. and a little more from the Actor's Studio.
Eve Kendall: How do I know you aren't a murderer?
Roger Thornhill: You don't.
Eve Kendall: Maybe you're planning to murder me right here, tonight.
Roger Thornhill: Shall I?
Eve Kendall: Please do.
Bureaucrat: So horribly sad. How is it I feel like laughing?
Roger Thornhill: Jack Philips, manager for Kingby Electronics.
Eve Kendall: No, you're not, you're Roger Thornhill of Madison Avenue, and you're wanted for murder on every front page in America. Don't be modest.
Dr. Cross: Have you been drinking?
Roger Thornhill: Doctor, I am gassed.
Roger Thornhill: Handle with care, fellas. I'm valuable property.
Roger Thornhill: Sorry love, I'm sentimental.
Roger Thornhill: [to Eve] Who are you kidding? You have no feelings to hurt.
Roger Thornhill: Tell me, why are you so good to me?
Eve Kendall: Shall I climb up and tell you why?
The Professor: We ahh... we do nothing.
Roger Thornhill: Say, do I look heavyish to you?
Roger Thornhill: [Thornhill has just been bundled into a car by armed strangers] No, don't tell me where we're going, surprise me.
Roger Thornhill: Who are you?
Valerian: Mere errand boys carrying concealed weapons. His is pointed at your heart, so, please, no errors of judgment, I beg of you.
Roger Thornhill: What is this? A joke or something?
Licht: Yes, a joke. We'll laugh in the car.
Eve Kendall: You've got taste in clothes, taste in food.
Roger Thornhill: [necks Eve] Hmm, And taste in women. I like your flavor.
Clara Thornhill: Roger, I think we should go.
Roger Thornhill: Don't be nervous.
Clara Thornhill: I'm not nervous, I'll be late for the bridge club.
