[Teddy's final words and the last lines spoken by Robin Williams on camera too]
Teddy Roosevelt: Smile, my boy. It's sunrise.
Jedediah: Where the heck are we?
[the Pompeii volcano starts]
Octavius: Ohh... Pompeii.
[They ran away in the Pompeii exhibit as lava comes after them]
Jedediah: This is the last round up!
[the lava comes close to them until Dexter the monkey pees on them and the lava to save them]
Octavius: We must never speak of what happend here today.
[Dexter pees on them again]
Jedediah: Come on, that wasn't necessary!
Teddy Roosevelt: We're ready.
Larry Daley: I'm not.
Teddy Roosevelt: Let us go, son.
Larry Daley: I'm Half-Irish, Half-Jewish, so...
Merenkahre: You are! I love Jews! We owned 40,000 of them!
Shepseheret: Such lovely people.
Ahkmenrah: Here we go...
Larry Daley: They were very happy, always singing with candles...
Larry Daley: Yeah. They really
weren't happy.
Shepseheret: Really?
Larry Daley: No, they left. They spent about 40 years in the desert trying to escape.
Shepseheret: Oh!
Larry Daley: Yeah, we have dinner once a year and talk about it. It's a big deal.
[from trailer]
Larry Daley: You know what you have to do?
Laa: Stay.
Larry Daley: That's right, just make sure she stays in there.
[Laa is blocking the security guard door]
Tilly: You better let me out! What are you staring at? What, have you never seen a beautiful, attractive, gorgeous woman
before... who could be a model if she didn't love pizza so much.
Alice Eve: He's doing his Wolverine thing.
[from trailer]
Teddy Roosevelt: Never run from a big cat, Lawrence.
[Larry turns on his flashlight to make the lion statues chase it]
Jedediah: You can't ambush me with that kinda cute!
Octavius: You'll rue the day you mocked us with your huge sword and hypnotic blue eyes!
[Jedediah turns and looks at him]
Octavius: His eyes are very blue.
[from trailer]
Laa: Dada!
Larry Daley: No, no, i'm not your dada. Yes, we look similar.
Laa: Dada.
Larry Daley: No touching.
[He slaps Laa's hand]
Larry Daley: Stop it.