Edwin Edwards
Edwin Edwards

The only way I can lose is if I'm caught in bed with either a dead girl or a live boy.

Edwin Edwards
Edwin Edwards

He's so slow that he takes an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.

Edwin Edwards
Edwin Edwards

I did not do anything wrong as a governor, even if you accept the verdict as it is, it doesn't indicate that.

Edwin Edwards
Edwin Edwards

I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy.

Edwin Edwards
Edwin Edwards

I never speak ill of dead people or live judges.

Edwin Edwards
Edwin Edwards

People say I've had brushes with the law. That's not true. I've had brushes with overzealous prosecutors.

Edwin Edwards
Edwin Edwards

I will be a model prisoner, as I have been a model citizen.