Chi Fu: Be careful, Captain. The General may be your father, but I am the Emperor's counsel. Oh, and by the way, I got that job on my own.
[Li Shang walks out of his tent and passes Mulan]
Mulan: Hey. I'll hold him, and you punch!
Mushu: Go get her? What's the matter with you... After this Great Stone Humpty-Dumpty mess, I'd have to bring her home with a medal to be let back in the temple. Wait a minute! That's it! I'll make Mulan a war hero, and the ancestors will be begging me to come back. That's the master plan! Oh, you've done it now, man.
Chorus: Be a man!
Shang: We must be swift as the coursing river!
Chorus: Be a man!
Shang: With all the force of a great typhoon!
Chorus: Be a man!
Shang: With all the strength of a raging fire, mysterious as the dark side of the moon!
The Chancellor: [to Hua Zhou; from official trailer] Have you no son?
Hua Zhou: I am blessed with two daughters. *I* will fight.
Shang: Soldiers!
[all assemble into line]
Shang: You will assemble swiftly and silently every morning. Anyone who acts otherwise, will answer to me.
Yao: Ooh, tough guy!
Grandmother Fa: Who spit in her bean curd?
Imperial scout: The Emperor will stop you.
Shan-Yu: Stop me? He invited me.
[clutching the scout and holding him aloft]
Shan-Yu: By building his wall he challenged my strength. Well, I'm here to play his game.
Mushu: We're gonna die! We're gonna die! We're definitely gonna die! No way we survive this! Death is coming!
[Shan-Yu releases two captured Imperial scouts to give the Emperor a message]
Shan-Yu: How many men does it take to deliver a message?
[Hun Archer draws back his bow and aims]
Hun Archer: One.
Matchmaker: You are a dis-*grace!* You may look like a bride, but you will never bring your family honor!
Sergeant Qiang: We are going to make men out of every single one of you!
Commander Tung: [to Mulan] Your spirit is evident... but something holds you back.
Hua Zhou: [praying to the family ancestors] Ancestors, please protect her.
Commander Tung: What is your name, soldier?
Mulan: Hua Jun, Commander, son of Hua Zhou.
Chinese Soldier: [after lighting the signal fire] Now all of China knows you're here.
Shan-Yu: [lights a flag on the fire] Perfect.
[on the troops]
Mushu: Beautiful, isn't it?
Mulan: They're disgusting.
Mushu: No, they're men. And you'll have to act just like them, so pay attention.
[to a pair of captured Imperial scouts]
Shan-Yu: Nice work, gentlemen. You found the Hun army.
Shang: Okay, gentlemen, thanks to your new friend Ping, you'll spend tonight picking up every single grain of rice. And tomorrow, the *real* work begins.
[all the soldiers grumble]
Mushu: [to Mulan] You know, we'll have to work on your people skills.
