70 Monsters University Quotes (2026) #4

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Sulley: [after Oozma Kappa successfully completed the 4th challenge of the Scare Games, in 2nd place] Hey Dean Hardscrabble. When we get into the Scaring Program, you'll sure be blown away.
Dean Hardscrabble: [sighs] Tomorrow, each of you must prove that you are undeniably scary, and I know, for a fact... that one of you is not.
[points at Mike,

Sulley is confused]
Sulley: No. He works harder than anyone.
Dean Hardscrabble: But do you think he scary?
Sulley: He's the heart and soul of the team!
Dean Hardscrabble: [repeating herself] Do you think hes scary?
[Dean Hardscrabble walks off. Sulley begins to look at Mike, feeling worried about

him]

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[the Oozmas are on the run from the Monsters Inc. security guards, who caught them whilst they were peeping in at the Scare Floor through the window]
Squishy: [back safely in the car] Mom, go
Ms. Squibbles: Seatbelts.
[everyone fastens their setbelts]
Squishy: Okay, go.
Ms. Squibbles: Does anyone

want some gum?
Squishy: JUST DRIVE.
[they drive off]

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[the RORs are selling all kinds of media with the humiliating photo of Oozma Kappa from their party the previous night]
Mike Wazowski: Hey, what do you think you're doing?
Johnny: Raising a little money for charity.
Mike Wazowski: Yeah, well stop it!
Johnny: You want us to stop raising money for

charity? That's not cool.
Chet: This guy hates charity
Mike Wazowski: [angrily] We'd like you to stop making us look like fools.
Johnny: Hey, you're making yourself look like fools. Lets be honest, boys. You're never gonna be real scarers, cause real scarers look like us. But hey, if you really wanna work for a scaring

company, they're always... hiring in the mail room.
[Johnny shows Mike and his team an advertisement in the Newspapers for the Monsters, Inc. Mailroom]

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[During the 4th Challenge of the Scare Games, one of the HSS Girls are spotted hiding not very well in the chimney]
Scare Games Referee: [Yanking her out] Tough Luck Kris Kringle.

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Randy: [as Mike and Randy settle into their dorms] Aren't you a little nervous?
Mike Wazowski: Not at all, I've been waiting for this day my whole life.

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Slug: I made it! My first day of class!
Janitor: Eh the school year's over son. You missed it.
Slug: Great.

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Slug: Oh man! I can't be late on the first day!

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[after Dean Hardscrabble tells Mike that his team is short one person to compete in The Scare Games]
Mike Wazowski: We need six guys, right?
Greek Council VP: Sorry, dude. We count bodies, not heads.
[Pointing at Terri & Terry]
Greek Council VP: That dude counts as one.

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[Sulley begins to feel bad about Rigging the Scare Simulator in the Final Challenge of the Scare Games. He walks sadly across Campus, carrying the Trophy that his team received, feeling sorry for Mike]
Professor Knight: [Walking by] Mr. Sullivan. Great job out there. Look forward to having you back in my Class.
[Sulley is then approached by the RORs, apart from

Randy, who'd presumably been kicked off the team after they lost]
Johnny: You did great out there Sullivan. I guess I was wrong about you. You're one of us after all.
[Johnny hands Sulley Randy's ROR Jacket. He then spots Dean Hardscrabble up ahead talking to Professor Knight. Sulley hands both the ROR Jacket and the trophy to Johnny and runs up to Dean Hardscrabble]

Johnny: Where are you going?

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[as Mike and Sulley exit their Oozma Kappa Bedroom at the same time after waking up, they fall over, and Squishy suddenly snaps a photo of them]
Squishy: First morning in the house.
Art: That's going in the Album.
Don: [Arriving with a Scare Games Letter] Guys, it's arrived, our first challenge.
[Mike struggles to pull

it off him]
Don: Sorry, Tentacles. Kinda Sticky.
[Mike reads the envelope]
Mike Wazowski: Wait a minute. They want us to meet where?