I don't get upset over things I can control, because if I can control them there's no sense in getting upset. And I don't get upset over things I can't control, because if I can't control them there's no sense in getting upset.
It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking.
He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul.
You don't think about the cold weather. I'm just going to go out and play ball, do the best I can, and hope the team wins.
What was the name of that dog on 'Rin Tin Tin'?
The first thing you do when you get out to center field is put up your finger and check the wind chill factor.
My goals are to hit .300, score 100 runs, and stay injury-prone.
We yelled, mostly, but bad enough that you wanted to fight. That's how we became winners. We fought each other. When you did something wrong, we'd tell you about it.
We'll do all right if we can capitalize on our mistakes.
Going on twenty years, I've seen A-Rod getting better in different programs. He's one of the hardest-working guys there.
He's so ugly he should have to wear an oxygen mask.
I felt alone out there, like I was on a desert island. I felt like Gilligan.
I thought I had a shot to play for the Dolphins.
I'm a Clint Eastwood man.
Everybody complaining about their average and all that, but I wanted be in there where I can help my team no matter what situation. And a lot of days, I didn't have it.
Good arms are overrated.
I went to North Carolina to play football.
Me and George and Billy are two of a kind.
Pitching is 80% of the game and the other half is hitting and fielding.
He was lost out there. He was the lost Mohegan.
