Megamind Quotes

[Metro Man crashes into the observatory, but finds no one present]
Megamind: [from projector] Over here, old friend! In case you've noticed, you've fallen right into my trap!
Metro Man: You can't trap justice! It's an idea, a BELIEF!
Megamind: Even the most heartfelt belief can get corroded over time!
Metro

Man: Justice is a non-corrosive metal!
Megamind: But metals can be melted, by the heat of revanchge!
Metro Man: It's REVENGE, and it's best served cold!
Megamind: But it can be easily reheated, in the microwave of evil!
Metro Man: Well, I think your warranty's about to expire!

Megamind: Maybe I got an extended warranty!
Metro Man: Warranties are invalid, if used beyond their intended purpose!
Roxanne Ritchi: [exasperated] Girls, girls, you're both pretty! Can I go home now?
Megamind: Of course. That is, if Metro Man can withstand the full, concentrated power OF THE SUN! FIRE!

Titan: [on TV] Hey, Metro losers! This is Metro Tower! They say it's supposed to be a symbol of our city's strength...
[shows Roxanne tied to the tower]
Titan: ...but for me, it's a reminder of the day this woman ferociously ripped out my heart! And I hate reminders!
[rips out part of the tower's foundation, swaying it]
Roxanne

Ritchi: HAL! Please don't do this. I know there's still good in you, Hal...
Titan: You're so naive, Roxy. You see the good in everyone, even when it's not there. You're living a fantasy. There is no Easter Bunny. There is no Tooth Fairy. There is no Queen of England. This is the real world, and you need to wake up!

[a solar-powered laser starts to activate]
Minion: [at a monitor] Death ray readying!
Megamind: Let's see if Metro Man can withstand the full concentrated power of the sun! FIRE!
[nothing happens]
Megamind: [to Minion] Fire!
Minion: [at monitor] Still warming up, sir.

Megamind: Come again?
Minion: Warming up.
Megamind: Warming up? The sun is WARMING UP?
Minion: Just a little more and...

Minion: My sole purpose in life is to look after you!
Megamind: Well, I don't need you to look after me!
Minion: What are you... what are you saying? You don't need me?
Megamind: Let me make it clear. Code: I don't need you.
Minion: You know what? You know what? Code: I'll just pack my

thing and go!
Megamind: Code: Fine!
Minion: Code: Fine back! Good luck on your date!
Megamind: I will!
Minion: That doesn't even make any sense!
Megamind: I know!

Megamind: You can scream all you wish, Miss Ritchi! I'm afraid no one can hear you!
[Roxanne just gives him an exasperated look]
Megamind: Uh, why isn't she screaming?
Minion: Miss Ritchi, if you don't mind...
Megamind: Like this!
[does a fake scream]
Megamind: Well,

that's a poor lady scream...
[the brainbot in his lap bites his hand, and he lets out a high-pitched scream]
Megamind: AAAAAHHH!
Roxanne Ritchi: [smirking] That's a little better.

Metro Man: It all started back at the observatory. Roxanne was kidnapped, I was gonna stop you. My head wasn't in the game that day. We were kinda goin' through the motions. So, using my super speed, I decided to go clear my head. Then I realized, we had done this same silly charade our entire lives! I tried to get my mind off how I was feeling, but I just felt stuck. And I

started to realize, despite all my powers, each and every citizen of Metro had something I didn't: a choice. Ever since I can remember, I've always had to be what this city wanted me to be. What about what I wanted to do? Then it suddenly hit me: I DO have a choice! I can be whatever I wanna be! No one said that this hero thing had to be a lifetime gig!... But you can't just quit either. That's

when I got the brilliant idea... to fake my death! Once your death ray hit, I've never felt so alive. So I borrowed a prop from a nearby nursing school and Metro Man was finally dead! And Music Man was born!
Roxanne Ritchi: Music Man?
Metro Man: That way I can keep my logo!
Megamind: Because of WHAAT?
Roxanne

Ritchi: Come again?
Metro Man: I am finally free to get in touch with my true power... weaving lyrical magic!

Megamind: MINION!
Minion: [wounded] I can't see... it's cold and dark, and warm and light...
Megamind: It's me, Minion. I'm right here.
Minion: We've had a lot of adventures together, you and I...
Megamind: We have.
Minion: I mean... most of them ended in

horrible failure... but we won today, didn't we, sir?
Megamind: Yes, Minion. We did it, thanks to you.
Minion: Code... we're the good guys now.
Megamind: Code: I guess we are.
Minion: Oh! Oh! Oh! I'm going! I think this is it! I'm going far away...!
[Megamind picks up his friend's body... and

drops it in the fountain]
Megamind: What a drama queen!
Minion: You know, I'm feeling much better now! Guess I just needed a swim...
Megamind: [to Roxanne] He had you going, didn't he? Classic Minion.
Megamind: [to Minion] Don't give me that face. He reels you in with that little face! Look at that

face!

[as children, Metro Man is given stars from the teacher, while Megamind is made to stand in a corner]
Megamind: No matter how hard I tried, I was always the odd man out, the last one picked, the screw-up, the black sheep... the bad boy. Was this my destiny?... Wait. Maybe it was! Being bad is the one thing I'm good at! Then it hit me: if I was the bad boy, then I was going

to be the baddest boy of them ALL!
[sets off a chemical explosion in the schoolhouse]
Megamind: I was destined to be a supervillain, and we were destined to be rivals! The die was cast! And so began an epic enduring lifelong career... and I LOVED IT!
[a gallery of newspaper articles appears, featuring Megamind and Metro Man's battles]

Megamind: Our battles quickly got more elaborate. He would win some, I would ALMOST win others! He took the name: Metro Man, defender of Metro City. I decided to pick something a little more humble: Megamind, incredibly handsome criminal genius and master of all villainy!