Leslie Jordan
Leslie Jordan

In 1993, I premiered my solo piece 'Hysterical Blindness and Other Southern Tragedies That Have Plagued My Life So Far' at the Hudson Mainstage Theatre. It then went to New York and ran for several months Off-Broadway.

Leslie Jordan
Leslie Jordan

My mother and grandmother created this secret garden where it was OK for boys to play with dolls, and it was OK for little boys to sew potholders.

Leslie Jordan
Leslie Jordan

From my years on 'Will & Grace,' you'd think I'm Madonna.

Leslie Jordan
Leslie Jordan

I'm Southern to the bone.

Leslie Jordan
Leslie Jordan

That's the secret to happiness. Find something you can make money at that you really love to do.

Leslie Jordan
Leslie Jordan

People say, 'Oh, you do theater!' And I say, 'Honey, I do theater to get better TV and film roles.'

Leslie Jordan
Leslie Jordan

The thing that I love about 'Will & Grace' is that there's a clear-cut reason for my character to be there. I come in with the zinger. My character seldom has much to do with moving the story ahead. I know exactly what my job is there. It's just a party, basically. I'm just having a ball.

Leslie Jordan
Leslie Jordan

Big Brother' has put me off people. I thought, 'I'm gonna get a dog.' I really think I'm going to become more reclusive. It was nothing like I expected. I was so naive about it.

Leslie Jordan
Leslie Jordan

I don't mind playing gay because there's a whole plethora of gay roles out there, but if I get asked to play one more Southern hairdresser, I'm going to scream.

Leslie Jordan
Leslie Jordan

All my boyfriends are in their 20s.

Leslie Jordan
Leslie Jordan

I grew up in Chattanooga.

Leslie Jordan
Leslie Jordan

I have a lot of shame, and until I got sober at 42 years of age, I had never voted. I was just a hippie.

Leslie Jordan
Leslie Jordan

I'm not Kathy Griffin. I can't do 1200 seat venues. I need 300, 400 something like that.

Leslie Jordan
Leslie Jordan

I don't know why all three, my comedic idols are... women.

Leslie Jordan
Leslie Jordan

In my head I have had the most torrid affairs with actors I have worked with. You should hear what George Clooney and I have got up to!

Leslie Jordan
Leslie Jordan

Time has taught me that parents do the best they can with the light they are seeing with. That is what we all do.

Leslie Jordan
Leslie Jordan

I grew up riding. From the time I was nineteen years old to the time I was twenty five I exercised race horses.

Leslie Jordan
Leslie Jordan

I was always the class clown. I was always the funny one.

Leslie Jordan
Leslie Jordan

Lesbian humor is nothing like gay men's humor. We're sillier.

Leslie Jordan
Leslie Jordan

In my day there was no one to tell me anything and I feel I have a responsibility to help a new generation. A lady in Atlanta came up to me and said: 'Honey, you are a ministry.' It is about the knowledge I can give others. I think gays will look after their own.