Po: [leaps into a fight] Enemies of justice, prepare for...
[sees he's leapt too far and is going over them]
Po: Are you kidding me?
[crashes]
Mr. Ping: Your son got angry at you. Welcome to parenthood.
Shifu: I am not trying to turn you into me, I am turning you into you.
Shifu: You must take the next step on your journey, from warrior to teacher.
Po: But I'm no good at it!
Shifu: You're terrible at it!
[from trailer]
Li: [wheezing] I am your father... Why're there so many stairs?
Mr. Ping: Why is he breathing like that? It's creepy!
Li: [to Po] You must rediscover what it is to be a panda!
[from trailer]
Mei Mei: Get ready to dance... with danger!
Po: There's no way I can stop him!
Li: Unless you had an army of your own.
Po: You don't even know kung fu!
Li: Then you will teach us.
Li: Panda's don't walk. We roll!
Shifu: [searching through Oogway's scroll library] There's so much wisdom in here, I can't find anything!
Li: She was the total package: smart, beautiful, tremendous appetite
[Li reveals a secret lift to the Panda Village]
Li: We're pandas! We don't do stairs!
Po: I have waited all my life to hear those words.
Mantis: [as he is turned into a jade zombie] Antenna of Power! Agh, it didn't work!
Shifu: Behold. All of the answers will be found within.
[unveils scroll]
Shifu: What? It's blank? Are you kidding me? Not again.
Oogway: [to PO] You must save the world.
Mei Mei: Look away! Look away! No, you can't, can you?
Shifu: [Kai is destroying stone statues outside the Jade Palace] I will not let you destroy Oogway's memory!
Kai: Why not? He destroyed mine.
Kai: [to his jade zombies] Find Oogway's students and bring them to me.
[to jade talisman of Oogway]
Kai: By the time I am done with them, Oogway, there will be no one left who will even remember your name. Hahahaha, Kai is COMING!
