Kumail Nanjiani
Kumail Nanjiani

Being a fish out of water is tough, but that's how you evolve.

Kumail Nanjiani
Kumail Nanjiani

Nobody really knows what they're doing. Some are just better at pretending like they do.

Kumail Nanjiani
Kumail Nanjiani

The world is getting smaller. And people are bumping up against people from different parts of the world with very different points of view. The challenge of our time is going to be, how do you allow other points of view to exist within what you traditionally see as your world?

Kumail Nanjiani
Kumail Nanjiani

You can go slow. Allow your dreams and goals to change, but live an intentional life.

Kumail Nanjiani
Kumail Nanjiani

I'll tell you, nobody was more excited than me, in the entire world, that there is a 'Silicon Valley' Funko set.

Kumail Nanjiani
Kumail Nanjiani

There was one week where I got mistaken for Hasan Minhaj, who is on 'The Daily Show;' Kunal Nayyar, who's on 'Big Bang Theory;' and Karan Soni of 'Ghostbusters.' This was one week.

Kumail Nanjiani
Kumail Nanjiani

I stay home. It's the best place to be alone. There is hardly any walk-through traffic.

Kumail Nanjiani
Kumail Nanjiani

Rom-coms have been one of my favorite genres of movies since I can remember. My favorite movie of all-time is 'Four Weddings and a Funeral,' and then 'When Harry Met Sally,' and 'Annie Hall' is top five.

Kumail Nanjiani
Kumail Nanjiani

I love, love, love the street-cart food. Gyros are like a meat-flavored fruit roll-up. A meat roll-up.

Kumail Nanjiani
Kumail Nanjiani

I think, you know, a lot of the business of comedy is taking your personal experiences and making them relatable to other people.

Kumail Nanjiani
Kumail Nanjiani

I would say I try to make my comedy really personal. I try to tell stories that happened to me, experiences from my life.

Kumail Nanjiani
Kumail Nanjiani

I have a reward-and-punishment system: If I have done this much work, then I can play video games this long. It gives my day structure.

Kumail Nanjiani
Kumail Nanjiani

When I started working on 'Michael And Michael,' it was my life for three to four months, and then suddenly it's gone.

Kumail Nanjiani
Kumail Nanjiani

I'd love to be in action movies. I've been trying to convince people. I don't think it's anything physical holding me back. I think it's a general vibe thing that's holding me back. I don't project action confidence, maybe.

Kumail Nanjiani
Kumail Nanjiani

A lot of people say video games can be stifling. Older people say, 'We had to go outside, and we had to make up stories!' For me, video games broadened my horizons. Playing 'Golden Axe,' I was those characters. I imagined myself being in that world, so honestly, it was a really good thing.

Kumail Nanjiani
Kumail Nanjiani

Most people don't really do too many things because they're afraid they'll fail. There are people failing all the time, all around you. And nobody is going to notice your failure. Your failure is not going to be so spectacular that people write news stories about it. Your failure will be boring.

Kumail Nanjiani
Kumail Nanjiani

In popular culture, there isn't any other conception of Islam and Muslims other than what you see on the news... When you go to a theme park, you see Muslims riding roller coasters and eating ice cream. Why doesn't anybody think of those Muslims when they think of Muslims?

Kumail Nanjiani
Kumail Nanjiani

I started a podcast about 'X-Files' and ended up on it. Then I started a podcast about video games, and I'm in the new 'Mass Effect' game. I have to pick the stuff I love and do a podcast on it.

Kumail Nanjiani
Kumail Nanjiani

I thought, from watching TV and stuff, that America was one place. They only show you L.A. and New York. They don't warn you about Iowa.

Kumail Nanjiani
Kumail Nanjiani

I remember my jaw would hurt because I wasn't used to speaking English all the time. Like how, even if you exercise, you'll play kickball one day, and then you're like, 'Wait, I run, but new places are hurting because I don't use my muscles this way.' My mouth was not used to making these sounds.