Kill Bill: Vol. 2
Kill Bill: Vol. 2

Pai Mei: [to the Bride] If you want to eat like a dog, you can live and sleep outside like a dog. If you want to live and sleep like a human, pick up those sticks!

Kill Bill: Vol. 2
Kill Bill: Vol. 2

[first lines]
Bill: Do you find me sadistic? You know, Kiddo, I'd like to believe that you're aware enough even now to know that there's nothing sadistic in my actions. At this moment, this is me at my most masochistic.
The Bride: Bill, it's your bab...
[BLAM!]

Kill Bill: Vol. 2
Kill Bill: Vol. 2

Bill: What lies within that dart, just begging to course its way through your veins, is a potent and quite infallible truth serum. I call it "The Undisputed Truth." Twice as strong as sodium penethol, with none of the druggie after-effect. Oh, except for a slight wave of euphoria. Can you feel it?
The Bride: Euphoria?
Bill: Yeah.

The Bride: No.
Bill: Too bad.

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Kill Bill: Vol. 2

Bill: Was my reaction really that surprising?
The Bride: Yes, it was. Could you do what you did? Of course you could. But, I never thought you would or could do that to me.
Bill: I'm really sorry, Kiddo. But you thought wrong.

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Kill Bill: Vol. 2

[after getting covered with tobacco juice during her fight with the Bride]
Elle Driver: Gross.

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Kill Bill: Vol. 2

Bill: Mommy is still angry at Daddy.
B.B.: Why?
Bill: Well sweety, I love Mommy, but I did to Mommy what you did to Emilio.
B.B.: You stomped on Mommy?
Bill: Worse. I shot Mommy. Not pretend shoot, like we were just doing. I shot her for real.
B.B.: Why? Did you

want to see what would happen?
Bill: No, I knew what would happen to Mommy if I shot her. What I didn't know is, when I shot Mommy, what would happen to me.
B.B.: What happened?
Bill: I was very sad. And that was when I learned, some things, once you do, they can never be undone.

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Kill Bill: Vol. 2

Bill: I suppose the traditional way to conclude this is, we cross Hanzo swords. Well, it just so happens, this hacienda comes with its very own private beach. And this private beach just so happens to look particularly beautiful bathed in moonlight. And there just so happens to be a full moon out tonight. So, swordfighter, if you want to sword fight, that's where I suggest. But if

you wanna be old school about it - and you know I'm all about old school - then we can wait till dawn, and slice each other up at sunrise, like a couple real-life, honest-to-goodness samurais.

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Kill Bill: Vol. 2

The Bride: You any good with that shotgun?
Karen Kim: Not that I have to be at this range, but I'm a fucking surgeon with this shotgun.
The Bride: Well, guess what, bitch? I'm better than Annie Oakley and I've got you right in my sights, so let's talk.

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Kill Bill: Vol. 2

[as the Deadly Vipers enter the chapel]
Reverend Harmony: What the hell?

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Kill Bill: Vol. 2

Esteban Vihaio: Bill shot you in the head, no?
The Bride: Yes.
Esteban Vihaio: I would've been much nicer. I would've just cut your face.

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Kill Bill: Vol. 2

Pai Mei: [in Cantonese] Just like all Yankee women, all you are good at is ordering in restaurants... and spending a man's money!

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Kill Bill: Vol. 2

Esteban Vihaio: Being a fool for a woman such as yourself is always the right thing to do.

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Kill Bill: Vol. 2

Ernie: Whoa... look at those eyes. This bitch is furious!

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Kill Bill: Vol. 2

The Bride: What are you doing here?
Bill: What am I doing? A moment ago, I was playin' my flute. But this moment, I'm looking at the most beautiful bride these old eyes have ever seen.
The Bride: Why are you here?
Bill: Last look.
The Bride: Are you going to be nice?

Bill: I've never been nice my whole life, but I'll do my best... to be sweet.

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Kill Bill: Vol. 2

Elle Driver: She put a Black Mamba in his camper.
[pause]
Elle Driver: I got her, sweety.
[pause]
Elle Driver: She's dead.
[pause]
Elle Driver: Let me put it this way. If you ever start feeling sentimental, go to Barstow, California. When you get here, walk into a florist and buy a bunch

of flowers. Then you take those flowers to Huntington cemetery on Fuller and Guadalupe, look for the headstone marked Paula Schultz, then lay them on the grave. Because you will be standing at the final resting place of BEATRIX KIDDO.

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Kill Bill: Vol. 2

Budd: You're telling me she cut through eighty-eight bodyguards before she got to O-Ren?
Bill: Nah, there weren't really eighty-eight of them. They just called themselves "The Crazy 88."
Budd: How come?
Bill: I don't know. I guess they thought it sounded cool.

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Kill Bill: Vol. 2

The Bride: [doorbell rings] Hello, can I help you?
Karen Kim: Hello, I'm Karen Kim, I'm the hospitality manager of the hotel. I have a welcome gift from the management.
The Bride: Oh, that's nice.
[drops pregnancy test, bends down to get it]
The Bride: Um... Can you just leave it by the door?

[Karen shoots a hole through the door]

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Kill Bill: Vol. 2

Budd: That gentled ya down some. Ain't nobody a badass with a double dose of rock salt that deep in their tits. Not havin tits as fine or big as yours, I can't even imagine how bad that shit must sting... yet I don't want to, neither.
[the Bride spits blood into Budd's face. He wipes it away and returns the favor with a long, foul stream of tobacco juice]

Budd: I win.

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Kill Bill: Vol. 2

Ernie: White women call this the silent treatment... and we let 'em think we don't like it.

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Kill Bill: Vol. 2

The Bride: You want to come to the wedding?
Bill: Only if I can sit on the bride's side.
The Bride: You'll find it a bit lonely on my side.
Bill: Your side always was a bit lonely. But I wouldn't sit anywhere else.