The older I got, the more willing I was to go into the Southern vernacular, because some of it's funny.
Michigan has such grandiosity. It has all those all-Americans. You can't go anywhere without finding a Michigan graduate.
Football is not a contact sport, it is said: it is a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport.
Bo Schembechler was the best after-dinner speaker I ever heard. He'd even have the old boys in the back of the room snorting and jumping up and down.
I can't buy the happiness I see on people's faces when I give them a fifty dollar bill.
