I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
If you sit in a bath of pineapple chunks, it can kill you. That's well documented.
A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
They say it all started out with a big bang. But, what I wonder is, was it a big bang or did it just seem big because there wasn't anything else drown it out at the time?
It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.
It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle.
Parrots have gone a bit quiet since pirates have gone.
People who live in glass houses... have to answer the door.
I came face-to-face with a gorilla which was quite good, but it was a 10-hour trek in bad weather, up hills, covered in mud, with mosquitoes everywhere and when we got there the gorilla's just sat there doing nowt.
To me, a cat is an easy pet, they don't need any spoiling or looking after.
I'm not that lazy, but I don't need that much money. I lead a fairly simple life.
I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.
Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that.
People eat duck and you think, well, we've got loads of chickens, leave the ducks alone!
Chinese people age overnight.
I've never understood the 'things to do before you die' idea. If I was ill, I'd be in no mood to have a swim with a dolphin.
I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.
But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?
People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.
