Nigel: Dr. Bravestone. Famed archaeologist and international explorer. Known across the seven continents for your courageous exploits.
Dr. Smolder Bravestone: Is there a seat belt?
Alex: [to Bethany] Does "phone" mean something different in the future?
[Dr Bravestone retrieves the Jaguar's Eye from a herd of angry rhinos, by sacrificing Moose]
Moose Finbar: You do NOT want to know what's under those rhinos! I saw things I can never unsee, things that touched me!
Principal Bentley: ...this is what you should be thinking about: Who you are... in this moment of time... and who you want to be. You get one life. You decide how you're gonna spend it. Fortunately... there is no better place for self-reflection... than detention.
Ruby Roundhouse: Could I borrow your jacket? I feel like I'm wearing a bikini.
Professor Shelly Oberon: I once wore a bikini to school.
[from trailer]
Ruby Roundhouse: Guys, how are we gonna get home?
Professor Shelly Oberon: I feel like ever since I lost my phone... my other senses have kind of heightened.
Professor Shelly Oberon: ...sometimes... it's easy to get so focused on your own stuff that... you forget other people have problems too.
Young Spencer: A game for those who seek to find / A way to leave their world behind.
Seaplane McDonough: Seaplane McDonough reporting for duty.
Professor Shelly Oberon: That was so intense... i like cant even with this place.
Moose Finbar: What just happened?
Professor Shelly Oberon: I got eaten by a rhino and then fell like a thousand feet from the sky.
Ruby Roundhouse: [whispering to herself] You are the badass.
Moose Finbar: Get me the hell out of here!
Bethany: [Having returned from Jumanji] I will never complain about my body ever again. Oh, thank God.
[to her navel]
Bethany: Oh, I missed you.
Moose Finbar: Albino rhinos!
