Joseph Epstein
Joseph Epstein

I should prefer to die laughing, and, on more than one occasion, thought I might.

Joseph Epstein
Joseph Epstein

The pleasure of jogging and running is rather like that of wearing a fur coat in Texas in August: the true joy comes in being able to take the damn thing off.

Joseph Epstein
Joseph Epstein

One serious drawback about letters is that, in order to get them, one must send some out. When it comes to the mail, I feel it is better to receive than to give.