Joe Pesci
Joe Pesci

I dyed my hair blonde in that movie, so my head doesn't match my grill.

Joe Pesci
Joe Pesci

I'm just some lunatic macaroni mushroom, is that it?

Joe Pesci
Joe Pesci

My father loved me so much that he did not want me to be a laborer or anything. I don't know if it's the right thing to do - push your kids into something and then stay on them until they do it. Let them pick what they want to do.

Joe Pesci
Joe Pesci

Ah, I don't do interviews, really.

Joe Pesci
Joe Pesci

I've been married three times, but I'll never forget my first trip as a young man, on my honeymoon, with my new wife.

Joe Pesci
Joe Pesci

I would have done something else in life. Something more calming, in a different area where I did not have to use my emotions.

Joe Pesci
Joe Pesci

Did Mad freakin' Max just call me irritating?

Joe Pesci
Joe Pesci

You don't say hello to Mr. DeNiro? Show the respect, will ya?

Joe Pesci
Joe Pesci

Scorsese and De Niro taught me to bring out the natural side of myself. And they taught me to think of myself as the average guy. Sometimes the average guy belongs in a role more than your matinee idol-type of person. We have to have people we can relate to.

Joe Pesci
Joe Pesci

I love to star in movies, but I want to have good roles. It doesn't help to get starring roles in something that's no good. I mean, that will just kill you.

Joe Pesci
Joe Pesci

There are great actors we'll never see just because they haven't had my luck.

Joe Pesci
Joe Pesci

There was a time I couldn't get a job.

Joe Pesci
Joe Pesci

I'm a bore. I save all my energy for my characters.