Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome.
Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.
The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers laugh, and Make people talk like you because it's so much fun.
We want to do a lot of stuff; we're not in great shape. We didn't get a good night's sleep. We're a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup.
I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to something - cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything.
Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.
That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.
When someone does a small task beautifully, their whole environment is affected by it.