Jerry Maguire: [over the phone] I will not rest until I have you holding a Coke, wearing your own shoe, playing a Sega game *featuring you*, while singing your own song in a new commercial, *starring you*, broadcast during the Superbowl, in a game that you are winning, and I will not *sleep* until that happens. I'll give you fifteen minutes to call me back.
Dorothy: I just want to be inspired.
Laurel: [after Marrying her sister without considering it thoroughly] You fuck this up, I'll kill you!
Jerry Maguire: I'm glad we had this talk.
Dorothy: On the surface, everything seems fine. I've got this great guy. And he loves my kid. And he sure does like me a lot. And I can't live like that. It's not the way I'm built.
Jerry Maguire: [after having been fired] But if anybody else wants to come with me, this moment will be the ground floor of something real and fun and inspiring and true in this godforsaken business and we will do it together! Who's coming with me besides... "Flipper" here?
Sign in Locker Room: A positive anything is better than a negative nothing.
Jerry Maguire: [over the phone] I don't like black people? I am Mister black people.
Dicky Fox: The key to this business is personal relationships.
Rod Tidwell: You are hanging on by a very thin thread and I dig that about you!
Jesus of CopyMat: [to Jerry] That's how you become great, man. Hang your balls out there!
Jerry Maguire: Have you ever gotten the feeling that you aren't completely embarassed yet, but you glimpse tomorrow's embarrassment?
Avery Bishop: There is no real loyalty, and the first person who taught me that was you.
Jerry Maguire: I figure I was trying to sleep with you at the time.
Avery Bishop: Well, it worked.
Jerry Maguire: [to Avery] Jump in my nightmare, the water's warm!
Jerry Maguire: [to Dorothy] I won't let you get rid of me.
Dorothy: I was inspired, and I'm an accountant.
Jerry Maguire: [to Dorothy before their date] That's more than a dress. That's an Audrey Hepburn movie.
Laurel: [to Dorothy] Don't cry at the beginning of a date. Cry at the end, like I do.
