Family is the one thing that is definitely not disposable.
I can't tan naturally.
The only way to go on holiday is with your expectations at ground level. Convince yourself before you go that the weather's going to be dreadful and there will be nylon sheets. You'll then be pleasantly surprised.
If I do go to the beach there have to be certain rules: it can't be a pebbly beach, there has to be some shade and there has to be a beach bar. I don't want to go off the beaten track.
Anyone who has dead straight hair wants curls.
I still can't set up the ironing-board. A complete Luddite.
I have always had a need for attention but didn't plan to be a comic.
I don't think I'm successful.
As a five-year-old in Berlin in 1965, I didn't know that funny women existed. It wasn't until I got back to England that I realised women could be funny.
I am very short-sighted, and if I don't like a situation I take my glasses off.
I've never been prudish.
I think as time goes by you'll get female comics who are weirder - you'll get a female Mighty Boosh.
