The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.
The world would be better off with multiple superpowers. When Communist USSR was a superpower, the world was better off.
I'm not specifically attached to anything other than trying to, in my personal life, fight against where I see right wing thinking. Whether it be around my dinner table or on the street or somebody reading the New York Post.
Sometimes people say I'm a political comedian, which, actually I'm not. I'm a comedian who sometimes discusses politics, culture - again, the word 'politics' to me is just life.
German accents and Hassidic accents aren't that romantic. They're more harsh. Although Hebrew, when spoken by certain people, sounds beautiful. There's this beautiful woman I know who speaks Hebrew, and when she speaks, it's so attractive. Maybe it's who's speaking it.
TV, it's a director's medium, and they wanna make it look interesting. To be rehearsing mostly for the sake of where you're standing so they can do the lighting, that's what I don't like.
I was thrilled to work opposite Carl Reiner and Robert De Niro. Mr. Reiner was very chatty and delightful, but I learned that if you want Robert De Niro to like you, don't speak at all, and he'll be friendly to you.
When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'
I don't have a good work ethic. I have a real casual relationship with hours.
Here's what the right-wing has in, there's no shortage of the natural resources of ignorance, apathy, hate, fear. As long as those things are in the collective conscious and unconscious, the Republicans will have some votes.
Iraq is a manufactured conflict for the sake of geopolitical dominance in the area.
If you aren't overly effusive or really nicey-nice with the press, you get a reputation for being outspoken or difficult.
I absolutely realize that a celebrity spokesperson is not ideal.