Irvine Welsh
Irvine Welsh

I think young writers should get other degrees first, social sciences, arts degrees or even business degrees. What you learn is research skills, a necessity because a lot of writing is about trying to find information.

Irvine Welsh
Irvine Welsh

Middle-class people worry a lot about money. They worry a lot about job security, and they do a lot of nine-to-five stuff.

Irvine Welsh
Irvine Welsh

Words should have the power to inform and to move, not the power to send people scurrying away. But if you attach that much emotional energy to a word, it gives people the power to hurt each other.

Irvine Welsh
Irvine Welsh

I'm the worst employee in the world. I'll cheat and steal time and resources from my employer, although I'll con everybody into believing I'm essential to the operation.

Irvine Welsh
Irvine Welsh

The '90s was a decade of mundane market-consumer nothingness where there was nothing coming up from the streets; you just had someone in an office deciding what was cool.

Irvine Welsh
Irvine Welsh

When you grow up in a place, you always think it's mundane. Then you travel around and live in different places, and you realise that you've got it the wrong way 'round.

Irvine Welsh
Irvine Welsh

You can't satirise darts, because it's hyper-real as it is; there's already enough over-the-top madness to it.

Irvine Welsh
Irvine Welsh

I'm probably a natural uncle. I can take the kids out and have fun with them and look after them, and I can be Mr. Popular. But actually having to do the grind? That stuff just doesn't appeal at all.

Irvine Welsh
Irvine Welsh

Underground people pay a desperate toll finding out things nobody else has discovered yet. We run around like headless chickens looking for the next cultural fix to spiral around in before it gets appropriated somewhere else and becomes something it never was. There's this sort of one-upmanship in the underground.

Irvine Welsh
Irvine Welsh

Boxing gives you such a good workout, although I've stopped sparring. When your hand speed goes, you're going to get caught, and you can't afford to take cumulative smacks on the chops when you're a writer.

Irvine Welsh
Irvine Welsh

In my flat in Chicago, I've got this big room with an office in the corner and a balcony so I can watch people go by.

Irvine Welsh
Irvine Welsh

Everyone needs some kind of compelling drama in their life, basically.

Irvine Welsh
Irvine Welsh

Television has become the government, priest, psychotherapist - the legitimiser of our egos.

Irvine Welsh
Irvine Welsh

Dean Owens is Scotland's most engaging and haunting singer-songwriter.

Irvine Welsh
Irvine Welsh

I enjoy the freedom of the blank page.

Irvine Welsh
Irvine Welsh

We have to give feminism a shot. Out of sheer self preservation, we have to stand aside and let women run the show.

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Irvine Welsh

The first job of a writer is to be honest.

Irvine Welsh
Irvine Welsh

I just write the stuff I want to at the time, what feels right for me.

Irvine Welsh
Irvine Welsh

Rebellion is always going to fascinate, as it's always packaged in a very safe way.

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Irvine Welsh

I make out a play list for every character and buy the records they would listen to; it helps me find their personas. What they play, where they stay, who they lay, is my matrix for character development.