89 Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom Quotes (2024)

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

Short Round: Wow! Holy Smoke! Crash landing!
Indiana Jones: Short Round, step on it.
Short Round: Okey dokey, Dr. Jones.
[turns his cap around]
Short Round: Hold on to your potatoes!
Willie: For crying out loud, there's a *kid* driving the car!

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

Indiana Jones: Willie, we-are-going-to-DIE!

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

Indiana Jones: Wear your jewels to bed Princess?
Willie: Yeah... and nothing else. Shock you?
Indiana Jones: Nothing shocks me. I'm a scientist.

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

Indiana Jones: Willie, Willie, Willie. What kind of a name is that? Is it short for something?
Willie: Willie is my professional name, Indiana.
Short Round: Hey, lady! You call him Dr. Jones!
Indiana Jones: *My* professional name.

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

Indiana Jones: Mola Ram! Prepare to meet Kali... in Hell!

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

Indiana Jones: [trapped in the middle of the rope bridge] Oh, shit.

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

Willie: You're gonna get killed chasing after your damn fortune and glory!
Indiana Jones: Maybe. But not today.

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

Indiana Jones: [trapped on a rope bridge] Shorty!
[Indy shouts to Shorty in Chinese. Short Round, wide-eyed, nods and wraps a rope around his arm]
Short Round: Hang on lady, we going for a ride!
[Indy raises his sword, and Willie realizes]
Willie: Oh my god! Oh my God... Oh my God... Oh my God!
[wraps a rope

around her arm]
Willie: Is he nuts?
Short Round: He no nuts. He's crazy!
Indiana Jones: Mola Ram! Prepare to meet Kali... in hell!
[starts to cut the bridge with his sword]
Mola Ram: NO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING! YOU FOOL!
[the rope bridge falls apart, sending Thugs to their deaths in the

crocodile-infested river below]

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Mola Ram: Bali Mangthi Kali Ma.
[Sacrifice is what Mother Kali desires]
Mola Ram: Shakthi Degi Kali Ma.
[Power is what Mother Kali will grant]
Mola Ram: Kali ma... Kali ma... Kali ma, shakthi deh!
[Mother Kali... Mother Kali... Mother Kali, give me power!]

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

Short Round: What is Sankara?
Indiana Jones: Fortune and glory, kid. Fortune and glory.

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

Willie: I hate the water... and I hate being wet... and I hate YOU!
Indiana Jones: GOOD!

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

Indiana Jones: [groping desperately down Willie's dress] Where's the antidote?
Willie: Oh, listen, I just met you! Oh, I'm not that kind of girl...
Short Round: Hey, Dr. Jones, no time for love. We've got company.

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

Indiana Jones: Are you trying to develop a sense of humor or am I going deaf?

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

Short Round: I keep telling you, you listen to me more, you live longer!

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

[cutting between Indiana and Willie's rooms]
Indiana Jones: "Palace slave"...
Willie: "Nocturnal activities"...
Indiana Jones: *I'm* a conceited ape?
Willie: "I'll tell you in the morning"...
Indiana Jones: I can't believe this.
Willie: He's not coming.

Indiana Jones: She's not coming.
[pause]
Indiana Jones: I can't believe I'm not going.

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

Willie: THAT'S the maharaja? A *kid*?
Short Round: Maybe he likes *older* women.

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

Eel Eater: Ah, dessert! Chilled monkey brains.

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

Willie: There are two dead people in here!
Indiana Jones: There's gonna be two dead people in here! Hurry!

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

Chattar Lal: Dr Jones, wasn't it the Sultan of Madagascar who threatened to cut off your head if you ever returned to his country?
Indiana Jones: No, it wasn't my head.
Chattar Lal: Then your hands, perhaps?
Indiana Jones: No, it wasn't my hands. It was my...
[looks down at his groin]

Indiana Jones: My misunderstanding.