John: This is the part I hate the most. The running.
[Looking up at constellations]
Teen At Party: I love it out here. The Big Dipper. It's my favorite. Do you know that one?
John: No. I got a D in Astronomy.
Frank: [Mogadorians enter] OK, so I called you like you said. I mean, it's not my fault they got... I mean we held up our end. We're still in? The whole new world order thing?
Mogadorian Commander: [laughing] The Locator. Where is it?
Frank: Ok, all he had was a knife and that rock and I put it...
[points, realizes that it's
not there]
Frank: It was over there, man.
Mogadorian Commander: "It was over there, man." But it's not there now.
Mogadorian: [In Mogadorian] I picked up a scent.
Mogadorian Commander: [Inhales, In Mogadorian] Number Four is very close.
[In English, laughing, pulls up stool closer to Frank and Bret with Comic
Book in hand]
Mogadorian Commander: Cartoons for Children. Where I'm from, men have to work.
Frank: Look, I'll work hard.
Mogadorian Commander: The disregard that so many of you have for practical matters, it's beautiful.
[laughs]
Mogadorian Commander: I think we should have some fun, huh?
"Gadgets" we call them. "Toys for boys" I have a gadget
[Holds up small round ball, presses on it, spikes come up and spin rapidly]
Mogadorian Commander: Would you like to play with it?
Frank: Uh, no, no, I...
[Starts to rise]
Mogadorian Commander: [Mog holds him down and forces Frank's mouth open] IT WANTS TO
PLAY WITH YOU!
[Drops ball in Frank's mouth. Frank Groans]
Sam: My entire childhood has been an episode of X-files. You know what it's like to feel something so strong, and everyday you keep telling yourself your Dad's gonna come back and take you away from this shithole, and that everything that we believed in was true and that we're not crazy? Please.
Mogadorian Commander: An alcohol-fueled young guy like you, healthy and well-fed.
[hits his stomach]
Mogadorian Commander: I bet you watch a lot of television, don't you? Do you? Do you?
Mark James: [whimpering] Yeah.
Mogadorian Commander: Yeah. In this situation here, you're probably thinking, "Maybe I
could save the day. Maybe I could be the hero," but I say... don't do that.
[to a whisper]
Mogadorian Commander: Okay?
Mogadorian Commander: [grabs John] I think you have something I need. Oh, thank you for making this so nice and easy. Think of how quickly we'll finish off the rest of the planet. It's fantastic! Soon, I'll be done with all of you.
[unsheathes knife]
Mogadorian Commander: Just relax. You can't stop what's coming. You never could.