Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

[Hermione reveals that it will take a month to produce the Polyjuice potion]
Harry: A month!
[lowers his voice]
Harry: But Hermione, if Malfoy *is* the Heir of Slytherin, he could attack half the Muggle-borns in the school by then!
Hermione: I know, but it's the only plan we've got.

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Gilderoy Lockhart: [Looking down the pipe leading to the Chamber of Secrets] Excellent, Harry. Haa! Good work! Well then, I'll just be, ah...
[turns and tries to leave]
Gilderoy Lockhart: there's no need for me to stay!
Harry: [Pushing Lockhart back with Ron's help] Yes there is!

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Gilderoy Lockhart: Let me introduce you to your new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher... me. Gilderoy Lockhart, Order of Merlin, Third Class, Honorary member of the Dark Force Defense League, and five times winner of Witch Weekly's Most Charming Smile Award. But I don't talk about that; I didn't get rid of the Banden Banshee by smiling at him.

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Draco Malfoy: "Enemies of the Heir Beware"? You'll be next, mudbloods.

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Ron: Eugh... essence of Crabbe...

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Tom Marvolo Riddle: Funny, the damage a silly little book can do, especially in the hands of a silly little girl.

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

[Hermione explains to Ron and Harry how they can use Polyjuice potion to impersonate Slytherin students]
Ron: Wicked! Malfoy will tell us anything!

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Uncle Vernon: Petunia, he's escaping!

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

[Tom watches wizards carry a dead student away]
Dumbledore: Riddle. Come.
Tom Marvolo Riddle: [looks upstairs and sees Dumbledore, who is fifty years younger] Professor Dumbledore.
Harry: Dumbledore?
Dumbledore: It is not wise to be wandering around this late hour, Tom.
Tom Marvolo

Riddle: Yes, Professor. I suppose I-I had to see for myself if the rumors were true.
Dumbledore: I'm afraid they are, Tom. They are true.
Tom Marvolo Riddle: About the school, as well? I don't have a home to go to. They wouldn't really close Hogwarts, would they, Professor?
Dumbledore: I understand, Tom. But, I'm

afraid Headmaster Dippet may have no choice.
Tom Marvolo Riddle: Sir, if it all stopped. If the person responsible was caught...
Dumbledore: Is there something you wish to tell me?
Tom Marvolo Riddle: No, sir. Nothing.
Dumbledore: [he examines Riddle, but then shrugs it off] Very well, then. Off you go.


Tom Marvolo Riddle: Goodnight, sir.

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Gilderoy Lockhart: [to class] I must ask you not to scream, it might REMOTE THEM!
[pulls cloth off of cage, which reveals pixies]
Seamus Finnigan: Cornish pixies?
Gilderoy Lockhart: [Draco Malfoy and Crabbe snigger] Freshly caught Cornish pixies.
[more people chuckle]
Gilderoy Lockhart: Laugh

after you, Mr. Finnigan. The pixies can be devilishly tricky little things. See what you make of them.
[releases pixies, which attack students]
Gilderoy Lockhart: Round them up! Round them up! Round up the pixies
[pixies ruin Lockhart's books and two of them lift Neville by the ear and drop him on the light on the ceiling]
Neville

Longbottom: Hey, get me down!
Hermione: Get off me!
Harry: No, stop, hold still!
[hits pixie with book]
Gilderoy Lockhart: Peskipiksi Pesternomi!
[pixie grabs Lockhart's wand and cuts off chain of dinosaur skeleton, which falls]
Gilderoy Lockhart: [to Harry, Ron, and Hermione]

I'll ask you three to just nip the rest of them back into your case.
[runs away]
Ron: What do we do now?
Hermione: [takes out wand] Immobulus!
[freezes pixies]

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Harry: [sees Dobby coming in behind Lucius Malfoy] Dobby! So this is your master. The family you serve is the Malfoys.
Lucius Malfoy: [glares at Dobby] I'll deal with you later.

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Hagrid: What are you doing here? Get outta my house!
Lucius Malfoy: Believe me, I take absolutely no pleasure being inside your...
[looks around, disgusted]
Lucius Malfoy: You call this a house?

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Ron: [from trailer] So it really is a chamber of secrets.
Hermione: Yes. McGonagall's worried, all the teachers are.

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Hermione: [from trailer] Here's the plan, you disguise yourselves as Crabbe and Goyle.
[to Harry and Ron]

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Professor Minerva McGonagall: [to Ron; after seeing Ron unsuccessfully transform his pet rat into a water goblet] That wand needs replacing, Mr. Weasley.

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Hermione: [casting a spell on a Buldger trying to hit Harry] Finite Incantatem!

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Dobby: [Harry walks opens his bedroom door to find Dobby jumping on his bed, who spots Harry] Harry Potter! Such an honor, it is.
[bows]
Harry: [closes bedroom door] Who are you?
Dobby: Dobby, sir. Dobby the house-elf.
Harry: Not to be rude or anything, but this isn't a great time for me to have a

house-elf in my bedroom.
Dobby: Oh, yes sir. Dobby understands, it's just that Dobby has come to tell you... it is difficult, sir. Dobby wonders where to begin.
Harry: Why don't you sit down.
Dobby: S-s-sit-sit down?
[starts crying loudly]
Harry: Dobby, shush! I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend

you or anything.
Dobby: Offend Dobby? Dobby has heard of your greatness, sir, but never has he been asked to sit down by a wizard!
[lowers voice]
Dobby: Like an equal.
Harry: You can't have met many decent wizards then.
Dobby: No, I haven't.
[lowers voice again]

Dobby: That was an awful thing to say.
[starts banging his head on Harry's dresser]
Dobby: Bad Dobby! Bad Dobby! Bad!
Harry: Stop! Dobby! Dobby, please!

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Hermione: Mandrake or Mandragora is used to return those who have been petrified to their original state. It's also quite dangerous. The Mandrake's cry is fatal to anyone who hears it.
Prof. Sprout: Excellent. Ten points to Gryffindor.

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Dumbledore: Innocent until proven guilty, Severus.
Filch: My cat has been petrified. I wanna see some punishment!
Dumbledore: We will be able to cure her, Argus. As I understand it, Madame Sprout has a very healthy growth of Mandrake. When matured, a potion will be made which will revive Mrs. Norris. And in the meantime, I strongly

recommend caution... to all.

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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Harry: See why I have to go back? I don't belong here, I belong in your world, at Hogwarts. It's the only place I've got friends.
Dobby: Friends who don't even write to Harry Potter?
Harry: Well I expect they've - hang on. How do YOU know my friends haven't been writing to me?
Dobby: Harry Potter mustn't be

angry with Dobby.
[takes out a pile of letters]
Dobby: Dobby hoped if Harry Potter thought his friends had forgotten him, Harry Potter might not want to go back to school, sir.
Harry: [impatiently] Give me those, now.
Dobby: No!