Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Ron: They were starving him, Mum! There were bars on his window!
Molly Weasley: Well, you'd best hope I don't put bars on your window, Ronald Weasley!

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Harry: Ron, I should tell you, most Muggles aren't accustomed to seeing a flying car.

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Ron: [his wand broke in an attempt to stop the out-of-control flying car]
[in high voice]
Ron: My wand. Look at my wand.
Harry: Be thankful it's not your neck.
[something hits against the car]
Ron: [in high voice] What's happening?
Harry: I don't know.

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Ron: If it kills by looking people in the eye, why is it no one's dead?
Harry: Because no one did look it in the eye. Not directly, at least. Colin saw it through his camera. Justin... Justin must've seen the basilisk through Nearly Headless Nick. Nick got the full blast of it, but he's a ghost; he couldn't die again. And Hermione... had the mirror! I bet

you anything she was using it to look around corners in case it came along.
Ron: And Mrs. Norris? I'm pretty sure she didn't have a camera or a mirror, Harry.
Harry: The water. There was water on the floor that night. She only saw the basilisk's reflection.

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Harry: You're Aragog, aren't you?
Aragog: Yes. Hagrid has never sent men into our hollow before.
Harry: He's in trouble. Up at the school there've been attacks. They think it's Hagrid. They think he opened the Chamber of Secrets, like before.
Aragog: That's a lie! Hagrid never opened the Chamber of Secrets!


Harry: Then you're not the monster?
Aragog: No! The monster was born in the castle. I came to Hagrid from a distant land, in the pocket of a traveler.
Ron: [terrified] Harry.
Harry: Shush.
[to Aragog]
Harry: But, if you're not the monster, then-then what did kill that girl

50 years ago?
Aragog: We do not speak of it! It is an ancient creature we spiders fear above all others.
Harry: But have you seen it?
Aragog: I never saw any part of the castle but the box in which Hagrid kept me. The girl was discovered in a bathroom. When I was accused, Hagrid brought me here.
Ron:

Harry!
Harry: What?
[Ron points at the spiders surrounding them]
Harry: Well... thank you. We'll just go.
Aragog: Go? I think not. My sons and daughters do not harm Hagrid on my command, but I cannot deny them fresh meat when it wanders so willingly into our midst. Goodbye, friend of Hagrid.
Ron:

Can we panic now?

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Draco Malfoy: Scared, Potter?
Harry: You wish.

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Hermione: Professor, I was wondering if you could tell us about the Chamber of Secrets.
Professor Minerva McGonagall: [seeing everyone's faces] Very well. Well, you all know, of course, that Hogwarts was founded over a thousand years ago, by the four greatest witches and wizards of the age. Godric Gryffindor, Helga Hufflepuff, Rowena Ravenclaw, and Salazar

Slytherin. Now three of the founders co-existed quite harmoniously. One did not.
Ron: Three guesses who.
Professor Minerva McGonagall: Salazar Slytherin wished to be more selective about the students admitted to Hogwarts. He believed magical learning should be kept within all magic families. In other words, pure bloods. Unable to sway the others, he

decided to leave the school. Now according to legend, Slytherin had built a hidden chamber in this castle, known as the Chamber of Secrets. Though shortly before departing, he sealed it until that time when his own true heir returned to the school. The heir alone would be able to open the chamber and unleash the horror within, and by so doing, purge the school of all those who, in Slytherin's

view, were unworthy to study magic.
Hermione: Muggle-borns.
Professor Minerva McGonagall: Well naturally the school has been searched many times. No such chamber has been found.

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

[deleted scene]
Fred Weasley: Look everyone, it's the heir of Slytherin!
George Weasley: Be careful! He's a seriously evil wizard.
Ron: Come on, Harry. Fred and George were just having a laugh.
Harry: They're the only ones.
Ron: Okay, so half the school thinks you're nipping off

to the Chamber of Secrets every night. Who cares?
Harry: Maybe they're right.
Hermione: Harry! Harry? Oh, come on!
Harry: Look, I didn't know I could speak Parseltongue! What else don't I know about myself? Look. Maybe you can do something, even something horrible and not know you did it.
Hermione: You

don't believe that, Harry. I know you don't. And if it makes you feel any better, Malfoy's staying for the holidays, too.
Ron: Why would that make anyone feel any better?
Hermione: Because, in a few days the Polyjuice Potion will be ready! In a few days, we may truly know who is the heir of Slytherin.

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Dumbledore: [discreetly talking to Harry and Ron knowing they're under the cloak] You will find that help will always be given at Hogwarts to those who ask for it.
Lucius Malfoy: Admirable sentiments. Shall we? Fudge?
Cornelius Fudge: Come, Hagrid. Well?
Hagrid: [discreetly talking to Harry and Ron] If, uh, if

anybody was looking for some stuff, then all they'd have to do would be to follow the spiders.
[pause]
Hagrid: Yup. That would lead 'em right. That's all I have to say.
[he leaves]

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Ginny: Mummy, have you seen my jumper?
Molly Weasley: Yes, dear, it was on the cat.
[sees Harry, a shocked look forms on her face]
Harry: Hello.
[Ginny runs off]
Harry: What did I do?
Ron: Ginny. She's been talking about you all summer. Bit annoying, really.

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Ron: Where's Hermione when you need her?

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Ron: [spellotaping his broken wand] Say it, I'm doomed.
Harry: You're doomed.

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Hermione: [Hermione's face is now of a cat's] Look at my face.
Ron: Look at your tail.

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Tom Marvolo Riddle: How is it that a baby with no extraordinary magical talent was able to defeat the greatest wizard of all time? How did you escape with nothing but a scar, while Lord Voldemort's powers were destroyed?
Harry: Why do you care how I escaped? Voldemort was after your time!
Tom Marvolo Riddle: Voldemort is my past,

present, and future.
[Takes Harry's wand and writes his name in the air then swipes to reveal his true name which reads "I am Lord Voldemort"]
Harry: You. You're the Heir of Slytherin. You're Voldemort.
Tom Marvolo Riddle: Surely you didn't think I was going to keep my filthy Muggle father's name? No. I fashioned myself a new name, a name I

knew wizards everywhere would one day fear to speak, when I became the greatest sorcerer in the world!
Harry: Albus Dumbledore is the greatest sorcerer in the world!
Tom Marvolo Riddle: Dumbledore's been driven out of this castle by the mere memory of me!
Harry: Dumbledore will never be gone. Not as long as those who remain

are loyal to him.

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Tom Marvolo Riddle: So this is what Dumbledore sends his great defender. A songbird and an old hat.

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Harry: Remember what Aragog said about that girl 50 years ago? She died in a bathroom. What if she never left?
Ron: Moaning Myrtle!

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Gilderoy Lockhart: Let's have a volunteer pair. Potter, Weasley, how about you?
Professor Snape: Weasley's wand causes devastation with the simplest spells. We'll be sending Potter to the hospital wing in a matchbox.

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Harry: Your bird, there was nothing I could do. He just caught fire.
Dumbledore: Oh, and about time too. He's been looking dreadful for days. Pity you had to see him on a burning day.

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Ron: Have you spoken to Hermione?
Harry: She should be out of hospital in a few days... when she stops coughing up fur balls.

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Gilderoy Lockhart: [whilst flying out of the Chamber of Secrets with Fawkes, Harry, Ron, and Ginny] AMAZING! This is just like magic!