Envy is the art of counting the other fellow's blessings instead of your own.
Harold Coffin
A consumer is a shopper who is sore about something.
Harold Coffin
Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature.
Harold Coffin
Corporations cannot commit treason, or be outlawed or excommunicated, for they have no souls.
Harold Coffin
One often learns more from ten days of agony than from ten years of contentment.
Harold Coffin
The only thing worse than an active conscience is one that's retroactive.
Harold Coffin
In the business world an executive knows something about everything, a technician knows everything about something and the switchboard operator knows everything.