Hail, Caesar!
Hail, Caesar!

Natalie - Secretary: Check! Thessaly Thacker called, said you promised her an interview with Baird today. Check that, it was Thora Thacker.
Eddie Mannix: No, it was Thessaly. Tell her he was at the doctor longer than expected and she can see him on the set bright and early tomorrow.
Natalie - Secretary: Check! And is that last part

true?
Eddie Mannix: Let's hope so.

Hail, Caesar!
Hail, Caesar!

Stu Schwartz - Accounting: Joe will be the foster parent until such time as you adopt the child. Which you can do as soon as Joe takes possession of it.
DeeAnna Moran: And he's reliable?
Joe Silverman: I'm bonded, Miss.

Hail, Caesar!
Hail, Caesar!

Baird Whitlock: I'm thinkin', "What the hell?" I've woken up in some strange houses before, but never without a broad next to me.

Hail, Caesar!
Hail, Caesar!

Eddie Mannix: Baird, go out there and be a star.

Hail, Caesar!
Hail, Caesar!

[repeated line]
Natalie - Secretary: Check!

Hail, Caesar!
Hail, Caesar!

Narrator: It is 5.00 AM. Still shank of night for some. But, for Eddie Mannix, beginning of a new work day. The movie studio for which he works manufactures stories. Each, it's own daylit drama, or moonlit dream. But, the work of Essie Mannix cares not for day or night. And cares little for his rest.

Hail, Caesar!
Hail, Caesar!

Not Autullicus: Autullicus, I have heard Rumour of your Return to Rome!

Hail, Caesar!
Hail, Caesar!

Eddie Mannix: We don't want to send it to market except in the certainty that it will not offend any reasonable American, regardless of faith or creed. Now that's where you come in. You've read the script; I wanna know if the theological elements of the story are up to snuff.
Eastern Orthodox Clergyman: I thought the chariot scene was fakey. How is he going

to jump from one chariot to the other, going full speed?