Room service? Send up a larger room.
I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it.
Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?
Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.
My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.
Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.
I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.
