I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know.
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.