Grindhouse Quotes

Pam: [Stuck in Stuntman Mike's car] If you just stop right now, you know, and, and let me out, I'll never tell anybody...
Stuntman Mike: Hey, Pam, remember when I said this car was death proof? Well, that wasn't a lie. This car is a hundred percent death proof. Only to get the benefit of it, honey, you REALLY need to be sitting in my seat.
[slams his

foot onto the brake and sends Pam flying face-first into his dashboard]

Cherry: You a doctor?
Dr. Dakota Block: Hm. I was earlier tonight.
Cherry: I always wanted to be a doctor, instead, I can do this. Useless talent number 66. I'm very pliable.
Dr. Dakota Block: You know my girlfriend had a theory, she said that you find a use for every useless talent you ever had.

Cherry: I'm not that optimistic. I feel like I'm stuck a drain and I can't get out.
Dr. Dakota Block: [Interrupts Cherry] She'd say, "when you're stuck in that spiral, just reach up".
Cherry: What if there's nothing up there?
Dr. Dakota Block: Just reach up.
The Rapist: [Comes in]

You're a dancer.
Cherry: I was earlier tonight.
The Rapist: Well I'm pulling you out of retirement!

Announcer: [first lines, voiceover] They called him Machete.
Machete: [voiceover] Seventy dollars a day for yard work. Hundred for roofing.
The Boss: [car with The Boss pulls up] Get in.
Machete: [cut to Machete in car with The Boss] One-twenty-five for septic... sewage.
The Boss: Have

you ever killed anyone before?

[last lines]
Stuntman Mike: Be careful, my right arm's broken!
Kim: What, *this*?
[cracking]
Stuntman Mike: Oww!
Abernathy: Such a fuckin' cry-baby!
[punches Mike, the other girls take turns]
Zoe: Oh, you want some of this?
Abernathy: Fuck

yeah!
Kim: Come here!
Abernathy: Ha ha ha!
[series of punches]
Abernathy: Motherfucker!
Kim: Motherfucker!
Abernathy: Asshole!
[Zöe delivers a spinning kick to Mike's face, and the girls throw their hands up in victory]

Abernathy: Hello sir! What's your name?
Jasper: Jasper.
Abernathy: Hello Jasper, I'm Abernathy.
Jasper: Aber- what?
Abernathy: Abernathy.
Jasper: But what's your first name?
Abernathy: That is my first name.
Jasper:

What kind of first name is that?
Abernathy: You know what, why don't you just call me Abby.
Jasper: Okay.

Pam: So what's your name icy?
Stuntman Mike: Stuntman Mike.
Pam: Stuntman Mike's your name.
Stuntman Mike: You ask anybody.
Pam: Hey Warren, Who is this guy?
Warren: Stuntman Mike.
Pam: And who the hell is Stuntman Mike?

Warren: He's a Stuntman.

The Rapist: [muffled] You like Ava Gardner?
Cherry: Sorry?
The Rapist: [takes off gas mask] Ava Gardner. D'you like her?
Cherry: Yeah, I guess.
The Rapist: I was just thinkin' that you, uh, kinda look like Ava Gardner, a little bit.
The Rapist: [stops elevator

and turns back to Cherry] You have somethin' you wanna say to me?
Cherry: I have nothing to say to you.
The Rapist: You have nothing to say to me? That's funny, cuz I could've sworn you just gave me a 'fuck you' look right now. You wanna say 'fuck you' to me?
Cherry: Not at this moment.
The Rapist:

[pulls gun out of holster] You know what this is?
Cherry: A gun.
The Rapist: It's simplicity itself. You see, you point it at what you want to die. And you pull the little trigger here. And a little bullet comes outta here.
[presses gun barrel against Cherry's cheek]
The Rapist: And the little bullet... hits you right

there!
[indicates Cherry's forehead]
The Rapist: And you know what? You don't look like Ava Gardner no more.
The Rapist: [grabs her hair as giant bubbles appear on his face] Do not taunt me, tramp. I am not one to be taunted. Say 'I got it'. SAY 'I GOT IT'!
Cherry: I... got it.
[turns elevator back on]

Cherry: [to herself] Tool.