Seth: Do you think this is who I am? I am a professional thief; I don't kill people I don't have to.
Seth: Here is the peace in death I could not give you in life.
Seth: [ducking behind a display case] Richie! You okay?
Richie: He shot me in the fucking hand, I told you he said help us!
Pete Bottoms: [screaming in pain] I NEVER SAID HELP US!
Seth: Well it doesn't matter now, because you've got about two fucking seconds to live!
Seth: Well, your best better get a hell of a lot fucking better, or you are gonna feel a hell of a lot fucking worse.
Earl McGraw: Jesus H. Christ, Pete. When you gonna learn that microwave food'll kill you faster than a bullet? I mean, them damn burritos ain't good for nothing but a hippie, when he's high on weed.
Titty Twister Guitarist & Vocalist: Fuck you everybody, good night!
[explosion as band disappears]
Kate: Daddy, what would Momma say?
Jacob: Momma's got nothin' to say. She's dead!
Old Timer: [irritated by Seth's incessant ringing of the front desk bell] What the hell do you want?
Seth: What do you think I want, you mean old bastard? I want a fucking room.
Old Timer: [quietly shocked] Okay, alright.
[tosses Seth room keys]
Kate: Seth, should I save the last bullets for us?
Seth: No, use 'em on the next two fucks that try to bite you!
Seth: Now, this is my kind of place.
Seth Gecko: You serve food here, Jose?
Razor Charlie: Best in Mexico.
Seth Gecko: I kinda doubt that.
[after first entering the Titty Twister bar]
Seth Gecko: I could become a regular.
Seth: And if there is a hell, and those sons of bitches are from it, then there has got to be a heaven... Jacob, there's gotta be.
Chet Pussy: You know what they say about me? I suck!
Seth: Richie, get back on the clock.
Richie: How many?
Seth: Three.
Seth: Rule number one: No noise, no question. You make a noise...
[holds up gun]
Seth: Mr... 44 makes a noise. You ask a question, Mr. 44 answers it.
[on his impending vampirization]
Jacob: I'll be a lap dog of Satan.
Jacob: Has anybody here read a real book about vampires, or are we just remembering what a movie said? I mean a real book.
Sex Machine: You mean like a Time-Life book?
