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I wear my Viking helmet because the horns define how sharp my brains are. If you try to rub me the wrong way, I will stick you with both of my horns.

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Best advice that I ever got is to do whatever it takes to make myself happy, so that I'll be able to make others happy. If I'm not happy, I can't make other people happy.

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I'll tell you one thing you can't do: you can't put your shoes on, then your socks on.

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The hype man's job is to get everybody out of their seats and on the dance floor to have a good time.

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My parents owned a soul food diner. It inspired me to go to culinary school.

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Hip-hop is when you have crowd participation; when you chant at the audience and they chant back at you; when you wave your hands in the air like you just don't care; or some breakdancing. Everything today is just low-beat, real bass-y, bass-y, good rap records.

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I got my degree in culinary arts in 1978.

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One thing you can't do with babies, you can't give them steak.

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Back in the day, when the D.J. would be playing a record, I'd be on the mic trying to hype up the crowd. So once Public Enemy became a rap group, I decided that that's the role that I wanted to take on. I wanted to be the one that was hyping, because I've always been good at it. I can hype up any crowd.

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I have over a hundred clocks. I've got fancy clocks and clocks from all over the world that people made for me.

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Queen Latifah used to help me out with my kids, because while we were all out on tour - Public Enemy, Naughty By Nature, Queen Latifah, Heavy D - when Public Enemy went onstage, I didn't have anybody solid to watch my kids. So, Latifah would help me out.

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Remember the diner in 'Happy Days?' I do want to do a show like that. But an updated version.

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I just want to show the world it's never too late to get your diploma, and show kids they should stay in school and not wait until you're old to get it.

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I ain't scared to do another dating show, but I ain't really trying to. I want to do a talk show or something. I've done enough dating on television. I'm ready to spread my wings, and go down other avenues.

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I worked as a head cook at courthouses and high schools. I left it behind when I started getting into my music real heavy.

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If I do look back, I'll say that I'm blessed. I'm blessed, and I appreciate God for not only letting me live through everything, but to prosper.

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When I was in jail, I was a lot of people's favorite person. I practically ran the jail. I had more freedom than the police.

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If anyone wants to know what the definition of 'dope' means, it's: 'Definition of Public Enemy.'

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I try and spend a lot of time with my kids. I try and have fun with my kids. I try to put father time in there.

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I got a lot happening, a whole lot, and it's not always easy being me.