Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Joel: [narration as Clementine acknowledges him by raising her coffee mug] Why do I fall in love with every woman I see who shows me the least bit of attention?

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

[Mary reads to Dr. Mierzwiak out of "Bartlett's Familiar Quotations"; the lines are from Alexander Pope's poem "Eloisa to Abelard"]
Mary: How happy is the blameless vestal's lot! / The world forgetting, by the world forgot / Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind! / Each pray'r accepted, and each wish resign'd.

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Joel: Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating.

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

[last lines]
Joel: I can't see anything that I don't like about you.
Clementine: But you will! But you will. You know, you will think of things. And I'll get bored with you and feel trapped because that's what happens with me.
Joel: Okay.
Clementine: [pauses] Okay.

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Clementine: This is it, Joel. It's going to be gone soon.
Joel: I know.
Clementine: What do we do?
Joel: Enjoy it.

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Joel: [in the house on the beach] I have to go. I have to catch my ride.
Clementine: So go!
Joel: I did. I thought maybe you were a nut... but you were exciting.
Clementine: I wish you had stayed.
Joel: I wish I had stayed too. NOW I wish I had stayed. I wish I had done a lot of things.

I wish I had... I wish I had stayed. I do.
Clementine: Well I came back downstairs and you were gone!
Joel: I walked out, I walked out the door!
Clementine: Why?
Joel: I don't know. I felt like a scared little kid, I was like... it was above my head, I don't know.
Clementine: You

were scared?
Joel: Yeah. I thought you knew that about me. I ran back to the bonfire, trying to outrun my humiliation, I think.
Clementine: Was it something I said?
Joel: Yeah... you said "so go." With such disdain, you know?
Clementine: Oh, I'm sorry.
Joel: It's okay.

[Walking Out]
Clementine: Joely? What if you stayed this time?
Joel: I walked out the door. There's no memory left.
Clementine: Come back and make up a good-bye at least. Let's pretend we had one.
[Joel comes back. Clementine walks down the stairs towards him]
Clementine: Bye Joel.

Joel: I love you.
Clementine: Meet me... in Montauk...

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Joel: What a loss to spend that much time with someone, only to find out that she's a stranger.

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Joel: I could die right now, Clem. I'm just... happy. I've never felt that before. I'm just exactly where I want to be.

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Mary: Adults are, like, this mess of sadness and phobias.

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

[first lines]
Joel: [voice over] random thoughts for Valentine's day, 2004. Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Joel: Sand is overrated. It's just tiny, little rocks.

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Clementine: Joely?
Joel: Yeah Tangerine?
Clementine: Am I ugly?
Joel: Uh-uh.
Clementine: When I was a kid, I thought I was. I can't believe I'm crying already. Sometimes I think people don't understand how lonely it is to be a kid, like you don't matter. So, I'm eight, and I have these

toys, these dolls. My favorite is this ugly girl doll who I call Clementine, and I keep yelling at her, "You can't be ugly! Be pretty!" It's weird, like if I can transform her, I would magically change, too.
Joel: [kisses Clementine] You're pretty.
Clementine: Joely, don't ever leave me.
Joel: You're pretty... you're pretty...

pretty...

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Joel: Hi.
Clementine: Hi. Didn't figure you'd show your face around me again. I guess I thought you were... humiliated. You did run away, after all.
Joel: I just needed to see you.
Clementine: Yeah?
Joel: I'd like to, um... take you out, or something.
Clementine:

You're married.
Joel: Not yet, not married. No, I'm not married.
Clementine: Look man, I'm telling you right off the bat, I'm high-maintainance, so... I'm not gonna tip-toe around your marriage, or whatever it is you've got goin' there. If you wanna be with me, you're with me.
Joel: Okay.
Clementine:

Too many guys think I'm a concept, or I complete them, or I'm gonna make them alive. But I'm just a fucked-up girl who's lookin' for my own peace of mind; don't assign me yours.
Joel: I remember that speech really well.
Clementine: I had you pegged, didn't I?
Joel: You had the whole human race pegged.

Clementine: Hmm. Probably.
Joel: I still thought you were gonna save my life... even after that.
Clementine: Ohhh... I know.
Joel: It would be different, if we could just give it another go-round.
Clementine: Remember me. Try your best; maybe we can.

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Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Mary: Blessed are the forgetful, for they get the better even of their blunders.
[they click glasses]
Mary: Nietzsche. Beyond Good and Evil. Found it in my Bartlett's.

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Joel: I had a really nice time last night.
Clementine: Nice?
Joel: I had the best fucking night of my entire fucking life, last night!
Clementine: Thaaaat's better!

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Joel: I can't remember anything without you.
Clementine: Aw, that's... very sweet, but try.

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Clementine: You don't tell me things, Joel. I'm an open book. I tell you everything, every damn, embarrassing thing.

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Clementine: Sometimes I don't think people realize how lonely it is to be a kid. Like... you don't matter.

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Clementine: You know me, I'm impulsive.
Joel: That's what I love about you.

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Clementine: I'm Clementine. Can I... borrow a piece of your chicken?
Joel: And then you just took it... without waiting for an answer. It was so intimate; like we were already lovers.