To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.
Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn't be done.
The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.
Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.
This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.
Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money?
Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty.
He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.
A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie.
