38 Due Date Quotes (2024) #2

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Peter Highman: I'm sorry I spat on your dog. I have no recollection of that.

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Peter Highman: Okay, it's the Super Bowl. You're a coach with a spotty career. You are down 31-0 at halftime and you need to motivate your team.
Ethan Tremblay: That wouldn't work in a movie.
Peter Highman: You kidding me? It's in a movie every two years.
[Ethan walks out of the bathroom]
Ethan

Tremblay: [Ethan storms back into the bathroom] Come on guys! You, Allan, you're playing like a girl out there. What are you, a girl or something? You, Smith, what are you, a girl or something?
Peter Highman: Okay, your wife calls. She wants a divorce.
Ethan Tremblay: The coach's wife?
Peter Highman: Yes, the coach.

The character you're playing.
Ethan Tremblay: Come on, guys.
[Ethan picks up his phone]
Ethan Tremblay: Hold on a minute, guys. Hello? What? You're leaving me? No! I can't have this happening to me. My dad died, and now this.

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Peter Highman: You are a colonel in my platoon and you promised to get me home to my high school sweetheart.
[Ethan pukes into Peter's wound]
Ethan Tremblay: I'm sorry. I puked into the wound.
Peter Highman: That's okay.
[Peter gets confused by the sudden change of look on Ethan's face]
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Tremblay: Get in the back, private. What are you, a girl or something?

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Ethan Tremblay: I got ninety friends on Facebook, twelve of them are pending, but I got ninety friends.

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Sarah Highman: You love him, you now you love him.
Peter Highman: I survived him. There's a difference.

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Peter Highman: The dog is masturbating!

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Ethan Tremblay: I have a photogenic memory.

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Peter Highman: Okay, if you are going to travel with we have to set a few ground rules. First off, no asking me any questions. Second, if you fall asleep for any reason other than that you are in a bed and it's nighttime, I will strangle you. Third, if you are allergic to waffles, don't eat them.
Ethan Tremblay: Then don't take me to a Waffle House.

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Ethan Tremblay: JK. LOL. HI. Hop in.

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Ethan Tremblay: [from trailer] My father always had a saying "When a day starts like this it's all uphill from here.
Peter Highman: Uphill? No, it's all downhill from here.
Ethan Tremblay: But nobody wants to be down, everybody wants to be up. It's all uphill from here.
Peter Highman: But it's easier to go

downhill. So your dad had no idea what the fuck he was talking about.

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Peter Highman: If I miss the birth of my own child, I'm gonna choke you out with your own scarf. Wrap that thing 'round your head, and choke you out.
Ethan Tremblay: Sounds a bit... drastic.

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Peter Highman: I just had the strangest dream. It's Friday. We're at the hospital. But it's not a hospital, it's a, a, a forest of sorts. And I know that because right next to you there's a bear. A grizzly, cooling his feet in a stream. And all of a sudden, you begin to deliver, and I can't get to you. But the bear can. And the next thing I know, he is holding

our beautiful baby boy. And here's where it gets odd. Uh, he chews the cord. But, strangely, I'm okay with it. That's gotta be a good sign.

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Ethan Tremblay: Dr. Greene says it happens all the time. You know, ultrasounds aren't always reliable.
Peter Highman: Right.
Ethan Tremblay: Little Rosie.
Peter Highman: Rosie? Little Rosie Highman. Does that sound strange to you?

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Peter Highman: How have you made it this far? How have you not run yourself over in a car?
Ethan Tremblay: I've done that.

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Peter Highman: This window's not working.
Ethan Tremblay: No, I locked them so we could get a good clam bake going on in here. That way Sunny could get stoned.

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Ethan Tremblay: We'll have to do that tomorrow. We close in five minutes.
Peter Highman: It's 6:35, sir.
Lonnie: What are you, my fucking boss? You make the hours? I say when we close. l got reservations at Chili's. I'm meeting my boys.
Peter Highman: You have a reservation at Chili's?
Ethan

Tremblay: That's actually smart. l mean, it gets busy on a Wednesday night.

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Ethan Tremblay: I'm sorry about my friend. We really just need the money to get to Los Angeles... so he can be there for the birth of his first child.
Lonnie: That's such a sweet story. You know where l was when my daughter was born?
Ethan Tremblay: Chili's?
Lonnie: lraq. How about l call my sergeant in

Fallujah and tell him your story, see what he thinks?