Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.
Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.
If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.
The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.