Put me on solid ground and I'll start tapping! At my age they say to keep moving.
In Bernie Sanders, I see a man saying that the emperor has no clothes while everyone around him insists they see clothes. Whether or not he makes it to the White House, I hope and pray that everyone hears the alarm he is sounding now; it may be the last voice we ever hear.
Today, if you're not an alcoholic, you're nobody.
My life has been a magnificent indulgence.
For some reason, as time gets short in life, wasting time escaping through entertainment bothers me.
Working with my son was like falling off a log. I had so much fun doing it.
I was the worst game show host that ever lived, and I knew it.
My father made about $25 a week. We always lived just on the edge.
I found out retirement means playing golf, or I don't know what the hell it means. But to me, retirement means doing what you have fun doing.
There are no more Walt Disneys anymore.
I cannot live alone.
I don't think we've got much of a chance to tell you the truth. But our main problem is our audience skews a little older than most shows, and I don't think our people can stay up that late. I certainly can't.
When I auditioned for 'Bye Bye Birdie' on Broadway, Gower Champion said, 'You've got the job!' I said, 'Mr. Champion, I can't dance.' He said, 'We'll teach you what you need to know.'
My favorite unknown movie is 'The Comic.'
If I'd known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.
I have four children and I have seven grandkids.
I watch 'Al Jazeera.' They have news that you can't find anywhere else. They do great documentaries, too.
The years have been just full of surprises for me, and a lot of fun.
I went from my mother to my wife. And to this day, I can't bear to be alone.
I think most people will tell you that. They can go along and, while they're denying that they are addicted, say it's stress this, it's this, it's that. But I - it's - I think - I really believe there is a gene. Some people become addicted and others don't.
