[from trailer]
Gru: [sees a military ship covered in Bratt's bubble gum] WHAAA?
[from trailer]
Dru: So, how are things career-wise?
Gru: [lying] Ha ha, great! So so great, crushing it...
[from trailer]
Valerie Da Vinci: You let the most wanted villain just get away! You're fired!
[from trailer]
Gru: There's always a blind guy!
[from TV Spot]
Prisoner: [accidentally kicks a ball the the Minions, who take advantage of it] Hey, give that back!
[Minions refuse and attack]
[from TV Spot]
[Minions come into prison room snapping fingers]
Prisoner: Oh, no. Run!
Gru: You didn't have to do that, though. I know you love your job.
Lucy Wilde: I love other things more.
[as Lucy tucks the girls in]
Agnes: [sleepily] Love you, Mom.
Lucy Wilde: [goes into the hall, closes the door softly] I'm a mom... I'm a mom! AAAH!
Dru: [about the Despicamobile] Goes zero to 400 in three seconds, able to withstand a nuclear blast, armed to the teeth...
[Deploys dozens of weapons]
Gru: [laughs] Okay, that's pretty nice!
Dru: And it's a hybrid.
Gru: [from trailer]
[about Balthazar Bratt]
Gru: He's getting away!
Lucy Wilde: That's what he thinks!
Dru: [from trailer] My brother! Finally, I'm meeting you!
[from trailer]
Valerie Da Vinci: [to Gru and Lucy] How could you let Balthazar Bratt just get away? You're fired!
[from trailer]
Gru: I can't wait to meet my brother!
[from trailer]
Dru: MY BROTHER!
[laughs and runs hands through hair in slow-motion]
Gru: Ugh.
[from trailer]
Gru: I'm going in!
[from trailer]
Dru: [slipping down Bratt's tower toward spikes] Ah! I'm gonna be impaled! Ahh!
[stops an inch away from the spikes]
Dru: Ha ha, I'm okay!
[from trailer]
Dru: [to Gru] My brother!
[jumps up and down and hugging Gru]
Dru: Finally I'm meeting you!
